funkittoys.bsky.social

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.

if you're still here rather than one of the alternatives i gotta tell ya i have over twenty times the likesif you're holding out here rather than one of the alternatives i gotta tell ya i have 20 times the engagement on blue sky

i'm just back to watch the nazis hurt each other

dildos

nothing like logging in here after months to remind you that this place no longer holds any value. Remember to find me elsewhere if you want to keep up to date on all the new toys, check the pinned tweet!

this is your reminder to stop scrolling and go somewhere that makes you happy

so excited to get banned from the free speech platform

Hey @VP I made you something

Fascists hurt when you laugh at them. I heard JD Vance fucked a couch, but the real problem is this chump is a weird, racist, sexist rat fuck, his breath stinks of billionaire boots, and he seems like wouldn't wash the cushions afterward. funkittoys.com/product-page/a…

it's seriously time to leave this place.

i don't post here anymore, follow funkittoys.bsky.social

there's a new toy coming out but you wouldn't get it, it's a joke from the other place i'm posting more things there now, link in pinned

check my pinned tweet and free yourself

the amount of ads that have to be stuffed in my feed to make it look like there are still people here this place sucks

nwver too late to find me on bluesky

dunno how much i'll use this yet due to how much shit instagram sucked for so long, but this doesn't show you 12 ads per 2 week old post from someone you follow, so it might be good! pixelfed.social/FunkitToys