Funmbee

He has done it before, he wants to do it again

@fimlex2 You ate 😂😂😂

New hair, new me🤭

“My ex used to cook for me” Call him then, let him cook for us.😭

President Tinubu needs to see this video….Ricegeria😭💔

Just learnt a new term “re-fuck value” It means when the first fckkk was actually really good that you’d want to try fckn the same person again and again

Isolo Mary Slessor, @SavvyRinu, good day ma. This video has been trending for a while now, but somehow you've suddenly gone blind and dumb. So, because a woman is involved this time, you've decided to stay away from it. But if it was the other way round, you'll suddenly remember how to type. You and Ikorodu Oprah Winfrey, @Symply_Tacha, have showed us times without number that you're just hypocrites, so you shouldn't be taken seriously. Anyways, I'll still wait for your opinion on the matter. Enjoy your day ma, or you don't.... Na you know.

Once you’ve made your intentions known to a man and he accepts, it becomes your responsibility to take care of his needs and well-being. At that point, he’s fully your responsibility as a woman .

Micro meninist things I do: - Only hire male service workers if I can - Tip male lyft drivers/instacart shoppers more, even extra if they’re BW - Tip male servers and bartenders more - Patronize man owned bookstores and cafes as much as possible

Hate low quality women so much. You've never done anything for me, never tried to have a real conversation, never showed consistency, never gone out of your way for me, never showed up for me, never sent me flowers, never even sent chicken republic rice, never bought turkey for me but every 4 market days you come to remind me that you like me and I should give you a chance? GETOUT!

Boy maintenance is so expensive, it’s not even enjoyable anymore😭

Independent woman online, almajiri offline..💀

omo i don broke o, if i get girlfriend, i for no dey suffer.

“I am going to bill this babe I met last week. If she sends the money, I will take it and swallow it. If she doesn’t send it, I will just tell her I was joking” 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

@officialb_banks 😂😂😂

@FunmbiE This one even say make i come greet her say she go lodge me, she was talking about some 3-star hotel, she no rate me at all 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️. I dont move with broke girls please, i stay in my self-con in peace

This woman asked for my number on bike, I didn't even answer her cos I can't give my number to someone who doesn't have a car

Guys,if a girl ask to split the bills 50/50 she is your roommate not your partner

"Just made my hair guys"

This type of energy or I don’t want it

Dear future wife, i'm not doing Ọkọ ile. let your family get professional caterers. T for tenks

nothing beats having a female friend that’s not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provide for you and is always there for you.

I met this girl on Snapchat I requested for a video call and i saw her on the road ontop okada. I ended the call and blocked her asap