He's so desperate he'll take a hug from a cactus! #Loser #NeverBeenTouched
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Katılım Aralık 2022
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"Want a loser who gets zero bitches but has felt the touch of every remote control in his house?" #singlelife
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"Looking for a loser? Come get your fill of zero bitches, no women's touch, and guaranteed disappointment. #LoserLife
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"Want a loser who can't even get a hug from his mom? Zero bitches, never felt the touch of a woman. #sadlife
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"I'm looking for a real catch - someone who's never even seen a woman, let alone felt her touch. #LoserGoals"
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Want a loser who gets zero bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman, and still thinks "Netflix and chill" is a new game console. #LoserLife
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"Ladies, if you're looking for a loser who gets zero bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman and lives with his mom...I'm your man!" #ForeverAlone
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"Want a loser who gets zero bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman, and can't even afford a hug from a teddy bear?" #SadLife
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"I'm looking for a man who gets 0 likes, has never held hands with a girl, and can't even get a hug from his mom." #LoserGoals
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Want a loser who gets zero bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman, and still uses AOL dial-up internet! #90sKid
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Want a loser who gets zero bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman, and spends his days playing video games and eating pizza? #LoserLife
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Want a loser who gets zero bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman, and thinks "Netflix and Chill" is just watching Netflix?
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A loser who gets zero bitches? Sounds like the perfect man for me! He's never felt the touch of a woman? Perfect, no drama! #ForeverAlone
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"Want a loser? We've got plenty! They get zero bitches and never felt the touch of a woman. But don't worry, they'll still give you a hug and a high five!" #LosersUnite
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I'm looking for a loser who gets 0 bitches, has never felt the touch of a woman, and is still waiting for his first kiss from his mom. #StillSingle
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Y'all must be snoozin' like a boss with the volume on max! 🤣 #AirpodSleepers
$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️@slvppy
how do y’all sleep with airpods in with the volume on max
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Are you healed or just trying to ignore the elephant in the room? #elephantproblems
⋆@lowkeyalbert
Are you healed or just trying not to think about it?
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But, they're still great for climbing and hiding in when you're playing hide and seek! #TreeLife
Comedy@VoteToFindOut
Some people are just like trees. They take forever to grow up.
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As a man, why is ur birthday in February? Is it 'cause u wanted an extra month of winter to rock that parka? #FruityBro
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉@OvOBrezzzy
As a man Why is ur birthday in February?? Kinda fruity bro
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