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“Dear God,
This feels awkward, writing to someone who may or may not exist is like sending a letter to Santa, but with higher stakes. If you’re there, I guess you already know what I’m about to say (omniscience, right?). But hey, humor me for a moment, will you?
Let’s start with the basics: the world you supposedly created. It’s... let’s just say, not exactly a masterpiece. Sure, sunsets are pretty, and penguins are adorable, but what’s with all the unnecessary suffering? Was there a cosmic glitch in creation, or did you think things like starvation, cancer, and natural disasters would add "spice" to life? If you’re omnibenevolent, couldn’t you have skipped the whole "tsunamis wiping out thousands of innocents" part? Just wondering.🤔
Let’s talk about omnipotence. If you can do anything, why’s the world so broken? Is free will worth all this chaos? Couldn’t you create a world where free will exists, but no one feels the urge to commit genocide? Feels like a basic design flaw for an all-powerful creator. Then there’s the whole omniscience thing. If you already know everything, why even bother creating us? Did you wake up one day and think, "I’m bored, let’s make a universe where I already know how everything will turn out, down to the last ant crawling on a blade of grass"? Sounds like a pretty dull hobby for an infinite being. Or is this all some kind of elaborate cosmic experiment? If so, I’d like to point out that experimenting on sentient beings without their consent is generally frowned upon. Just a thought.
Here’s another question: Why do you need worship? You’re omnipotent, omniscient, and eternal, yet you care whether a tiny speck of a human sings songs about you once a week or people bowing their heads to you five times a day? Isn’t that a bit... needy? I mean, if I were all-powerful, I don’t think I’d lose sleep over whether or not people "believed" in me. But hey, maybe divine self-esteem is more fragile than I realized.
You’re supposed to be all-loving, yet there’s a whole lot of smiting going on in your holy books. Plagues, floods, turning people into pillars of salt, you sure have a flair for dramatic punishments. Ever heard of conflict resolution? Maybe take a course in it sometime.
And finally, why create a universe at all? Why create beings who can suffer, doubt, and eventually die? What’s the endgame here? Are we just entertainment for U? Did you need a purpose? Or was this all just a divine accident, a cosmic sneeze that resulted in reality as we know it?
I’ll admit, I’m skeptical you’ll reply. But if you do, I’d appreciate some straightforward answers. None of that cryptic "mysterious ways" nonsense. Also, you never seem to speak directly, do you? It’s always through middlemen: prophets, books, or “signs” open to interpretation. Odds are, humans will jump in to reply on your behalf. But hey, if you’re out there, feel free to prove me wrong!
Sincerely (or sarcastically, take your pick),
A curious skeptic,
Matic”
Ufot Ubon@UfotUbon
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