@TheWapplehouse I would get hurt by that machine so much if I had that job
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How it feels to watch Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria:
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@SebastianAFP @AnnieLinskey SERIOUS QUESTION:
We're pool reporters barred from 'following' the motorcade? Did we not know where it went? Were they forbidden from saying?
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Per White House pool reporter @AnnieLinskey the president has left his Jupiter golf club in Florida for a dental appointment. White House says it’s a “scheduled” appointment at “his local dentist.”
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How she looks at you when you bust 30 seconds in
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Why did the font on this app get bigger all the sudden
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I am calling on the Department of Justice to prosecute Tommy Tutone for his malicious threats to kill a womanly the name of Jenny. I don’t know her last name but I believe her license plate is 75309.
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@TheWapplehouse @Schiefer4 Imagine the dude who chooses like 6" extra girth. Walking around like has a huge crotchal wart.
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@Schiefer4 You can divvy up the inch however you like. Half to length. Half to girth.
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You have a button you can press.
Each time you press it you get 1 inch added to your penis but you also lose 1 inch of height.
how many times are you pressing it?
Michael Antonelli@BullandBaird
You have a button you can press. Each time you press it you get $1 million but you also lose 1 inch of height. how many times are you pressing it?
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Having a nice cum beer after work. L'chaim
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@AMAZlNGNATURE A literal 'Rolling Shit Heap'. And I thought that was only vernacular.
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The BBC uses robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife up close.
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@jkbjournalist Is it possible the increasing likelihood of having your house and possessions swept away by a hurricane plays any role in not wanting to live there?
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The high cost of homeowner's insurance makes it impossible for anyone to live in Florida except for the super wealthy, or those whose houses are paid off and they no longer carry it. Anyone who runs for office must address this.
Holly Bullard@HollyBullardFL
“80% of Florida residents were concerned about housing affordability & 43% said they lived paycheck to paycheck. Nearly half said they had considered leaving Florida because of the cost of living.”
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@TheWapplehouse To be fair, I wanted them to fight. My money is on Cristina.
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@TheWapplehouse Need to get her and the latina who talks about the orb into a room together
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She has breached the containment of her van cave
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Men can sing one of two karaoke songs: Tennessee Whiskey or We Didn’t Start The Fire
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Scott Bessent incorrectly refers to the Strait of Hormuz as the "Straits of Vermouth." Unprecedented levels of ineptitude in Trump's cabinet.
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Respect them and they will respect you back ❤️
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