GARDEN OF ELKS

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@pipjontaylor @KexHostel fucking love Kex hostel

Lucky to be playing two shows in Reykjavík this weekend. Fri 5th - R6013 (All ages!) Sat 6th - @KexHostel

The only Gow in Scotland is the mighty @HarryGowBakery

@puffedtweet @OhFionaKennedy theres no mush room.sorry

@OhFionaKennedy Ooooh, want to stay here too!

Tweet of the year 2021

@puffedtweet Clootie and the blowfish

Clootie And The Beast #ASongOrMovieForBritishMeals

@PaulDTaylor when hair descends the head

The Last Hours of the Lockdown Locks.

Wow… I’d like to hear this on the BBC News Considering half of us pay for it , But I don’t think there will be much chance of that anytime soon

there's no enough drivers to deliver @instagram

@AidanJohnMoffat they've turned the pumps against us

@manicpopthrlls Dodged a bullet for sure!

@_andyhannah could lose an evening in here quite easily!

@puffedtweet @marksandspencer im blaming Brexit for everything!!!

@GARDENOFELKS @marksandspencer I know!!!! What's happened to me? I blame Brexit!!!!

This isn't just any gin and tonic.... It's a gin and soda because @marksandspencer insist on putting their soda in exactly the same bottles as their tonic and I picked up the wrong thing AGAIN!!! Come on guys, sort this out!!

@netsounds @BelladrumFest hopefully they will reconsider booking Van . have they not seen what nonsense he has been spewing

BELLADRUM IS BACK! @BelladrumFest announce their 2022 lineup. ♥️ ‘Bella’ have confirmed legendary multi- Grammy Award winning NILE RODGERS & CHIC, legendary singer-songwriter VAN MORRISON, and Scottish pop, soul and R&B queen, EMELI SANDE.

wow, booking Van Morrison...really? embarrassing

@toad_mrs it's mating season!

PURE GOLD

Quote of the day from an anonymous Tory MP, speaking to the FT about Boris Johnson’s plan to increase National Insurance: “We are asking people on low incomes to pay more tax so that privileged kids can inherit expensive houses.”

ABBA are the only palindromic act to have a palindromic hit (SOS) in a palindromic genre (pop)