GBC

@Fox_Claire Parody 😎

6 million...a bit of fact-checking might be in order here.

@damekatydenise_ A caravans still better than a Fiat 500 studio

Sick of accusations that the Trans community make hyperbolic statements! During the last week my life has literally been like the day they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, over & over again. I wake up, I try to be authentic & join the Girl Guides & I’m literally assassinated & made to put my head in a guillotine. I’m now a prisoner in my own caravan, living hand to mouth, my Olympic dreams are shattered & I’m literally surviving on broken lightbulbs, puddle water & earth worms. This is Trans. 🏳️‍⚧️

Dozens dead after a passenger bus plunged into the Padma River in Bangladesh. At least 12 people are still missing as rescue operations continue.

@PieFaceMark Don’t throw them out, our local Syrian / Afghan refugee charity would love them. I’ll DM you the address for posting 👍

@ColeFusionHQ We had a guy who always said ‘At the end of the day’ ‘Midnight’

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@davebenidorm166 Release more tags!

We’ve been here before.

@timdavies_uk Are they low emission missiles though? Otherwise they’ll have to pay £12.50 before obliterating parliament.

'Britain ‘defenceless against Iranian missiles’ But you wanted diversity, health and education so you can't have defence. Enjoy. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@PieFaceMark Should have done it for free as its ’#Wot we do’ ! 😂

@Hamishbutter The Zelenskyy.com shoe collection

Exactly how I would expect him to dress.....no class whatsoever

@scampo999 Ask @acabbie 😂

£550 a day cab rental! Heard that story? Careful what you sign if you’re getting a rental cab after a non fault

@Muay_thai_Tone The old Brookside set. Now actual houses.

2nd week in my paye, all going good, loving the change! Who recognises where I was today??? 🤣🤣🤣

🚨Introductory Offer🚨 TXe’s from £300 per week! Rent a TXe for the next 12 weeks and your first 4 weeks are just £300.00 followed by our regular prices of £330-£380 depending on age and vehicle mileage. limited number available. Contact us at: Cabvision.com/driver/taxi-re…

Why’s it always windy on recycling bin night?

@KundoCub I preferred pillowlympics. 🛌

Couple of new blokes at work. Stuck the net up today and it was their first game of volleyball. Ever. How can you go through schooling without ever playing volleyball?

@PieFaceMark And a Diet Coke …. 😂

@acabbie @ParkShelter Did you get a date?

@GBC_TFP @ParkShelter First fry up in about a month so it's going well 😁 I was chatting to your old friend the traffic warden in the shelter as well.

Cheeky breakfast at the @ParkShelter this morning.

@LeonardBriscoe3 👏🏻

Zack Polanski is the face of modern Britain, caring, thoughtful and full of progressive ideas, I can easily see him and his lovely wife leading our nation. ❤️

@Gaynotqueer1 It’s like something out of a horror movie / scary clown character 😂

You will NEVER guess which of these people is a man.