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The @VitalVegas Street Marketing Team is on the loose!

@VitalVegas Note to self: hang around the Plaza on Thursday

There are few values better than free. Marshmello on Fremont East, April 2. visitlasvegas.com/experience/pos…

@VitalVegas As long as I can get the breakfast sliders on Fremont, it's all good

Looks like this rumor has legs. We heard back from White Castle, statement from Jamie Richardson, VP at White Castle.

@VitalVegas Eggs Rothschild for $11 in the cafe. Still dream about that.

It wasn’t as good as people remember, but better than many now.

@KerryBilicki Minions that are disloyal are the ones that go out of windows and off parking garages.

Watching John Wick for the umpteenth time and I always have the same question. The villain sends seemingly endless waves of minions to do their bidding, each wave extinguished for following orders. At what point do the minions say f*ck this lunacy, I'm out?

@VitalVegas "How much did that defunct casino T-shirt cost you, Your Honor?"

As mayor, we will never own a purse.

@VitalVegas He is definitely polishing something.

Can somebody do a wellness check on Brian Sandoval?

@VitalVegas @PlazaLasVegas We're all grateful for what you do, toiling through grueling working conditions

Us: “These spokesmodels at Wing Bowl are so flirtatious! They must see our VIP lanyard and know about our blog and Twitter account.” Spokesmodel: “We are from Peppermint Hippo.” @PlazaLasVegas plazahotelcasino.com/entertainment/…

@VitalVegas @FSELV If he can get the sound level down 20dB he can be Governor.

Good guy and smart cookie Cliff Atkinson has been named new President & CEO of Fremont Street Experience. After being disrespected at Fontainebleau and Virgin, great pick for a gig where diplomacy is king, the zipline pays for everything and it’s all just too damn loud. @FSELV

@VitalVegas @redrockcasino They used to have that game at the bars in 4Queens, if you were willing to go to 50 cents.

We quit gambling, but how do casinos even stay in business paying back more than 100 percent? @redrockcasino

@goddammitsarah All the competent personnel in DOJ are long gone, replaced by slope-headed Trump acolytes. They are no match for Luigi's representation, who may as well be Ahsoka by comparison.

by trying to level the most charges they could at him, the feds wrote him out of the death penalty lol because it can't apply to stalking (one of the charges they're trying to get him on)

@VitalVegas You can't call it 'immersive' until someone loses an ear.

If you missed it, consider yourself lucky. casino.org/vitalvegas/clo…

@VitalVegas Friday snark level: Dean's List

Regurgitative ability: A+. Critical thinking: F-. reviewjournal.com/business/casin…

@VitalVegas Tuesday snark level: Exponential

TLDR: Average slot hold has gone from 6.5% to 7.2%, except at the airport where the hold is 1,600%.

@VitalVegas @GoldenGateVegas I've had two royals there. If my play earned me a Golden Gate suite for $100/nt, I would give them ten nights a year.

Happy birthday to @GoldenGateVegas. Its future is in flux at the moment (the lack of live table games and dramatic increase in music volume have changed the vibe dramatically), but holds a special place in our heart.

@VitalVegas Tuesday snark level: Upside Down

Netflix Bites is out. People must've seen the finale of "Stranger Things."

I've been here so long, I can remember when it was fun #MyXAnniversary

@VitalVegas Another month under 80% occupancy *might* generate the offers I'm looking for

Visitation and casino revenue stats for November. Visitation was down a smidge year-over-year, gambling revenue was flat and the only folks who didn’t get their asses kicked by the slots were playing $100 denomination machines.

@goddammitsarah The staggering arrogance to think you can improve something that is already perfect

virgin mommy's boy freaks who have never touched a woman before demanding that they get to decide how to manipulate the female form for their gross shit is so ghoulish. I'm sure your ai harem will keep you warm until you decide to end it out of embarrassment

absolute fucking loser porn brain donkey balls shit to use AI on my pics as if I needed perceived in any way whatsoever. we'll all be better off when the gunshot goes off in your basement

@VitalVegas Something's off. They look fine, then they act like the toad venom kicked in just as they stepped on the escalator. Weird.

Backstory makes this even more incredible. They initially sued Plaza claiming the escalator (going up to Oscar’s, which was closed) malfunctioned, causing their injuries. Their own lawyer thought it was hysterical. Plaza paid $1,000 for their permission to use the video. Gold!