Matthew Pocket

@GE_Raymond Ahem, it appears that news travels like, er, wildfire round here (damn those servants). I can neither confirm nor deny any information relating to combusted relatives until @GE_EstellaH knows all

Any news @GE_MatthewP? Something to tell us?

But obviously everyone would have known the suggestion of @GE_SarahPocket as a mother could only be the consequence of absent mindedness or an ill judged witticism ... #stickthatinyoursatishouse

Ahem, obviously when I said Sarah I meant Belinda! #pullhairpullhairpullhair

Happy Mother’s Day to you, my dear @GE_SarahPocket - the devoted attention with which you delegate the care of our six? children to Flopson & Millers is a model for all parents. #hidethenutcrackers

Ah the bliss of parenthood ... #thatsthewaytodoit

Meanwhile, @GE_YoungPip, welcome to our humble abode ... #morepocketsthanahuntersjacket

@GE_Startop @GE_YoungPip That's the spirit @GE_Startop, gold star for you! Maybe you and @GE_YoungPip can 'start op' a good friendship #dadjoke

.@GE_MatthewP introduced me to @GE_YoungPip. He seems like an agreeable sort of fellow. I wonder if he'll be up for rowing along the Thames later! Now, back to reading. #SoMuchToLearn #MyHeadMightExplode

*Peeps out of door* Mini-Pockets all safely stowed away? Hurrah! Ah, @GE_YoungPip, I presume? ....

@GE_Jaggers Did someone say spanking? #sparetherod

@GE_Drummle Knowing you @GE_Drummle the horse probably did the homework too #notnicebutdim

So @GE_Jaggers, I hear you have another young lad to send me for tutoring. Anything I should know about him?