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Them: “April is gonna be great!” Me

“the customer is always right” not during my shift

How I thought life would be if I studied and worked

When the cops cut their lights on & go around you

was gonna skip the gym today but i saw this gif

@MindOfHeadking 😂😂

I’ve been acting broke for 2 months & this chic still staying. Send help.

all you need is a haircut then you back in the game

woke up cuz i needed to pee the FUCK u mean WW3 boutta start

NO BAD DAYS IN MARCH.

me adding "but idk" after giving advice in case it fails

rock bottom is actually a trampoline.

@InternetH0F Crazy work lmaooo

He even had the other inmates in shock 😭

@Afrosamurai4168 @BRICSinfo 😅

@BRICSinfo Me counting all the zeros to make sure I’m not tripping.

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@BardiBrimmy @GoneCrazyMedia 🤣

@GoneCrazyMedia Yea that ain’t ya mans but before you stop fucking with him take boxing lessons in secret ask him to take shots the same way again but next time u will be trained to beat the fuck out of him

DAMN NIGGA 💀

NO BAD DAYS IN NOVEMBER!

@lynk0x ✔️

GM

not wearing black is kinda hard to do

@Notsupawoman @FearedBuck 😂

Flipping your car and the first thing you do is grab your phone is diabolical