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@Jason9393476398 @LeeAndersonMP_ He's just put £50k into a tax calculator, rather than £25k twice. On the figures he's posted, only one of the working couple is actually working and is on £50k and the other isn't earning. Pure nonsense from Lee Anderson as usual.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Are you including employers national insurance in that calculation? As they would ‘only’ lose £7,000 between them. Compared to a single person who would lose 10,500.

Just throwing this one out there as I was asked this question earlier today. A couple both working with a combined income of £50,000 would pay £11,500 a year in income tax and national insurance, Another couple receiving £50,000 in benefits including Universal Credit, Personal Independent Payment, Housing Benefit, Income Support and Child Benefit would pay no income tax or national insurance, keeping the full £50,000. Should the non-working couple on £50,000 a year pay the same amount of income tax and national insurance as the working couple? Please leave a comment below.

@GregFarrimond That guy saying "Oh my god what happened" must be a York fan trying to fit in 😂

They even got a “that’s time now” throw in too. Poor buggers

@BenCrellin I had a dream the other night that I had outrageously long nostril hairs

I think it was WW2 and not WW3 FWIW

My anxiety levels are pretty high right now. I dreamt last night that I was trying to avoid being drafted into the army to fight in a World War!

@narindertweets John Davidson's outburst was sporadic. Kanye's outbursts may also have been sporadic. Recording and releasing a track called Heil Hitler with Nazi artwork, not so sporadic....

Help me out here guys. 1. I thought Kanye West apologised multiple times? 2. He has disclosed he has mental health issues which effect what he says. 3.Didn’t we make allowances for John Davidison for saying the N word (as we should) ..why not the same for Kanye and bipolar disorder? Genuine ask.

@stusfootyflash Jimmy Carr at 1 min 23

A reminder of when Sports Personality of the Year did a fun item in the studio. From 1996, here’s Frankie Dettori, Tim Henman, Donovan Bailey, Denise Lewis and Frank Bruno taking penalties against Peter Shilton - with Jimmy Hill as referee. Great days.

@tomnestorcomic This one hurt

How people think people will react when they share their Spotify wrapped

@deeeekos Yeah, you get another vote in 2028.

Percentages. Can we bin off Manchester mayor Andy Burnham because only 20% voted for him?

20000 people in front of us in a "pre-sale" for Hayley Williams after joining the queue at 10am(when the queue was meant to open) for a venue that holds 3,300. Usual Ticketmaster farce. @TicketmasterUK

@PatrickChristys "We need to help our own, stop sending money to foreign countries" Ok we'll provide breakfasts for school kids. "Woah woah now hang on a minute"

Pure socialism. Feeding your own child is the primary duty of any parent. You’re not ‘out of pocket’ for doing so. And breakfast clubs aren’t free, because other taxpayers are paying for them.

@RTCORGUK Definitely don't come across as an angry middle aged man here....

🚒West Midlands Fire Service Stands With The Raise The Colours Movement 👨‍🚒That's because they are REAL WORKING CLASS MEN that are happy to show their flag with pride! 🚒West Midlands fire service, we salute you! raisethecolours.org.uk

@donmcgowan @bbcquestiontime It's usually the opposite.... So the audience don't ask about really localised issues like bin collections

Just out of curiosity, @bbcquestiontime, don't you usually have guests that are related to the area in which you broadcast? Please enlighten us on Zia Yusuf's connection to Shrewsbury. The town has a Lib Dem council and a Labour MP. Why is an unelected bureaucrat from Reform appearing? Oh, and will you allow audience questions about Reform's Russian traitor, or Farage's finances, or Farage's missing Register of Interests? Thanks, a concerned citizen.

@MartinSLewis dealer for the arrangement of the finance on your Agreement and we explained how you could complain about the Fixed Commission element". Am I right in assuming this is covered? They've auto updated the complaint for me.

@MartinSLewis The response I got was "We notified you that your Agreement was not included in the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) review on historical motor commission as it was not subject to a Discretionary Commission Arrangement (DCA).  However, there was a fixed commission paid to the

GOT QUESTIONS ON CAR FINANCE MISSELLING RECLAIMING on the back of the regulators new consultation. I've a video coming out v soon, but also doing a full hour podcast on it on Thur. So please do suggest questions here and producer Matt will compile.

@tomhfh Look after you

I don't know who needs to hear this but saying "yourself" isn't a fancy way of saying "you". The word "yourself" is a reflexive pronoun. It's only correct when the subject and object of the verb are the same. For example “you hurt yourself.” So no, it’s not "I’m voting for yourself" or "It happened to yourself." It’s just "you". I mainly blame The Traitors for popularising this linguistic crime.

@TimothyDooner @WrestleIsh Clue is in the first 3 words of the post.

@WrestleIsh Nepo baby. Isn’t she Rock’s kid?

The Rock’s daughter, Ava, has doubled down on her remarks about the late Charlie Kirk. The NXT GM previously posted on her Instagram story: “If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.” Following backlash, Ava responded with another message: “and I’ll stand behind this. be kind, now more than ever.”

@RupertLowe10 How many tube drivers live in Great Yarmouth? Perform the job you were elected to do.

These tube drivers are taking the piss now. Automate it.

@DavidWa06435675 @IEXiiGE @tc1415 The original tweet was not just about drivers 😂 it was about a range of RMT union members working for TFL in a range of roles. A bot could probably grasp that so maybe your tweets should be automated.

@GaryLoxley @IEXiiGE @tc1415 I think - I know - that most Singapore lines have no drivers, and the remaining lines are phasing them out. And it's drivers that we're talking about. Like when they automated ticket buying at stations. Other jobs, ones that need a bit of intelligence, are best left to people.

Yes, and I know I'm risking another pile on, but I don't care, but it's because railway employees are fundamentally workshy.

@DavidWa06435675 @IEXiiGE @tc1415 Ignored the question completely 😂 also completely failed to understand that these pay talks/lack of talks also cover station/operational staff and engineers. Do you think Singapore and DLR have no staff at all?

@GaryLoxley @IEXiiGE @tc1415 Remember the olden days when department stores and apartment blocks paid - actually paid, with money - employees to operate the lifts? And petrol stations employed people to fill your tank? Good times! I guess monkeys weren't available. Singapore shows you dont need even monkeys.

@DavidWa06435675 @IEXiiGE @tc1415 Are you under the impression that there isn't someone on all DLR trains ready to take over the controls if automation fails?

@IEXiiGE @tc1415 The conversation is about the underground. I don't know what you think its about. Close doors. Start. Stop. Open doors. Repeat. Resist urge to scream from the fucking hopeless tedium of this degrading and shameful waste of time that no man with self respect would do. Mate.

@ThatAlexWoman Tell me you can't bear stepping in an Aldi or Tesco without telling me you can't bear stepping in an Aldi or Tesco.

I miss normal bread. Fluffy, bland, unobtrusive, absorbent, thinly sliced bread, that soaks up butter and efficiently sandwiches a filling without messing up the flavour. It's being made extinct by bloody holey sourdough, which is a grey, chewy, vacuous, fusty tasting, horrible woke alternative that doesn't soak up butter, can't be sliced thinly, doesn't toast properly, tangs like it's gone damp and foetid, makes a godawful sandwich and is like noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll.