Glen Poor

First they told me I was just a monkey with less hair. Then they removed my planet from the center of things, reduced my sun to a runt among stars, said that my solar system wasn’t that special, called my galaxy boring. And now my universe too? Typical!

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

Twitter might not want to highlight my newsletter link but I hope your retweets can overwhelm the algorithms. Click on the link to read my thoughts on the debt ceiling deal and Biden's pretty effective presidency. open.substack.com/pub/steady/p/d…

@frankmSounders So damn frustrating.

Got greedy, trying to watch Final 4, then start Gals-Sounders. But Apple shows score in menu. Spoiler.

@WiringTheBrain I'll bet those umpire ones still fit!

What the hell? My baseball pants shrank during the off-season…

@hattrup_peter @BBCMOTD @GaryLineker I only ever had 1 shot in goal and they want to take that away!

@BBCMOTD @GaryLineker No, bad take

"Goalkeepers should 𝙣𝙤𝙩 be allowed up at corners" ❌ Agree with @GaryLineker? Watch #MOTD: bbc.in/418SmqY

@RJATurner You in PHX? I just flew out of PHX

32 Years since Vince and I last met….TroFay for those in the know

@sounderatheart We look tired

pain.

@rwickwire I'll echo but thank my Mom! We were sitting pitchside down by the corner flag. I recall how thin the turf was.

Thanks, Dad, for taking me and my siblings to see #Pele in his final competitive match: 1977 NASL Soccer Bowl in Portland. RIP "O Rei."

@Revkin @CostasParis @WSJ Now read about the Dredge Act of 1906.

Sweet visual story: How a 102-Year-Old Maritime Law Affects Today’s Home-Heating Prices [and Hawaii's budget] wsj.com/story/how-a-10… @CostasParis in @WSJ #jonesact

@MenInBlazers More darkness than giddy.I hope the matches themselves bring some joy.

Night before World Cup normally filled with pure giddy elation. This one so mixed. Excitement to see how it will all play out, colliding with glimpse of the darkness at the heart of the game. How you feeling?

@hattrup_peter @alanhinton11 Ranked choice voting would be a big help here. @representus working to make this change.

@alanhinton11 I think we would have better , less extreme candidates if they didn’t feel the need to vote with the party !

You are ahead of your time Pete.

@WiringTheBrain For you? A League of their own. Or maybe Susan Sarandon monologue at the beginning of Bill Durham. That could fit!

Alright, my son needs me to deliver a classic monologue from a movie (for a sound project) - what's your favorite?

@mikekindle45 @MLB @Padres Imagine that. Pads and Ms heading to the DS.

@MLB @Padres The disrespect shown by the NY Mets, ESPN, FOX, MLB and the media as a whole towards the Padres organisation and its players during this Series has been outrageous. The last straw was Showalter's desperate antics last night. Not a good look for the Mets or baseball...

The @Padres are headed to the NLDS! #CLINCHED

@shugs87 @hattrup_peter @frankmSounders I see you there Shugs. I'm not sure I remember all of those names either. Who is right of Rusty? Who is right of Kenny? Which one is John / Peter? hmmm, must have been the travel team so only 2 keepers.

@hattrup_peter @frankmSounders What 2 are you missing?

Can name at least 15 of those Soccer Dawgs. Then again, it helps being from Class of '82.

@TheStalwart Please watch ‘The Wire’

When pay phones were prevalent, was their existence ever controversial for allowing people to make phone calls that couldn’t easily traced back to an individual?

@Hitman1_9 Oh man, there's a whole world of footie out there besides England.

Only football we're gonna get this weekend.

I #VoteNouhou for @MLS Player of the Week!

🚨 NOUHOU GOAL 🚨