* 𝓐𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑼𝑺.

⠀ All goblins have the right to force him into marriage with their filthy cocks. ⠀ ⠀

ᅠ 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐧 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭’𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫/𝐇𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲 ᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐘 came up and thought he could "𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞" Team Aqua 😂😂😂 Sent that 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 back home 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 and now he tryna get another round to get his 𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐒 rearranged. 𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐀, 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘! 🖕🏾

BUTT BULLY

ㅤㅤ 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ “What are these puny dis— 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐒 Wander into the caves and you’ll never see the light of day again. ㅤㅤ

ᅠ ᅠᅠ You’re surrounded… 𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙝𝙮, 𝙝𝙪𝙜𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣 cocks all around you. The scent polluting the air. Will you: ╰┈➤ 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓╰┈➤ 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 ╰┈➤ 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓╰┈➤𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓 ᅠ ᅠᅠ

ㅤㅤ A gold mine. Stumbling upon a 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙠, 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙, 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛. They tried to resist—swinging their sword around, slashing the air, all of it futile. In the end you’ll still be #𝑫𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑫. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ If you didn’t believe that the 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩 soldiers you sent would ever fail the mission 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡. They have already been #𝑫𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑫. Now just a worthless, mindless, 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Think yourself so mighty? Try and deal with 𝐃𝐎𝐙𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐘, 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄, 𝐅𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 goblins. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Climb upon that stature of a body you worked so hard to build. All that strength to be brought down and subdued by goblin dick mounting your face. 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐓! 💚 ㅤㅤ

ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ ＴＯ ＹＯＵＲ ＮＥＷ ＬＩＦＥ, ＢＲＯＯＤＳＯＷ

ㅤㅤ 𝑩𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑹𝒀𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝗘𝘅𝗵𝗶𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗙 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿. 𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗿—𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁. ㅤㅤ

⠀ Vile monsters ! How did they even manage to get him down on his knees ? At level with that 𝑭𝑰𝑳𝑻𝑯𝒀 𝑮𝑶𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑫, pulsating before the wolf. Such an overwhelming stench and size … They’re gonna 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗵𝗶𝗺 ! 😵‍💫 ⠀ ⠀

ㅤㅤ You’re here to fight weren’t you? What happened? One look—one whiff—one taste, and all of that’s gone. Your purpose? Serving goblin cock. 💚 Give in, become a proper pig for the tribe. ㅤㅤ

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⠀ / DMs always open for plots, writing, and chatting 🩷 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ If need be, he can always be found at the nearest tavern. Downing a couple mugs of mead at the bar or hidden back at some corner table. Got a job ? Come approach. ⠀ ⠀