GOD

@MrREDKNOBB Reveal all

Its a marriage of convenience saan... ee lived wiv the gay Lord Ali for a year in a penthouse, ee wife was at 'ome in ampstead. Wat lies ee must ave told that poor woman,no woder yer never see her wiv im. ees an embarrassment.

@Ed_Miliband And British oil

We’re facing the second fossil fuel shock in less than 5 years. Events far away are once again impacting families and businesses here at home. We can’t go on leaving our country so exposed. The solution lies in clean homegrown power we control. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@jax3230430 Mental thought you'd gone somewhere good on holiday

@jax3230430 You too. Where you gone?

@jax3230430 Not looking very salts

@jax3230430 Saltaire festival today. You can start again

@jax3230430 That really looks like a pint of wine

@CaptInappropri8 Lecturing man

I thought being female meant you're a woman? Or are the frankenmans right again? I'll bet my female only left tit on him being a moron.

@LFC Omg. Slot has turned us into wolves

We can confirm Andy Robertson will bring his Reds career to an end at the conclusion of the current season. He will do so as a Liverpool legend ❤️

@MbarkCherguia She didn't have tea ready for when he got home from work?

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

If we bought all of our oil from somewhere else???? Like the north sea?

@MikeTappTweets Lol

I couldn’t be more proud to be serving in Keir Starmer’s Government. This is exactly the leadership our country needs in uncertain times. 🇬🇧🇬🇧

@elonmusk Haha one of those

Canada is cooked

Karen Matthews is a better parent than ....

@UKLabour Why doesn't he do that then?

We’ve been clear from the start.

Sack him

@narindertweets You're not being honest. Its very rare you see children or ladies on the boats. You see none in the hotels

Two people are dead. Children were on that boat. And still, some front pages choose to show only adult men. When you crop out the presence of children, you’re not just choosing a photo, you’re deciding what the public is allowed to see and feel.

@FootballFunnys Theres 12 of em

What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Islam is the problem

@Keir_Starmer You are wrong

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.