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Your Dad's Best Friend!
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Your Dad's Best Friend!
@GOLDENDRXAMS
HERE I COME This is actually a lewd account, crazy right? Minors DNI and such!
San Frandisco Katılım Haziran 2026
50 Takip Edilen43 Takipçiler
Of course I'm a big brother* to /most/ of the flowers!
*Disclaimer, they're not ACTUALLY related so if you see him grabbing on some of the flowers don't worry about it.
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@PINKPUSSYFLOWER Now now, did I say anything about that? Your secret wilts with me!
It's the least I can do for a pair of beautiful ladies.
(Sparkle Sparkle...oh his eyes are closed again.)
Now relax, I think Green is coming over right now.
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@GOLDENDRXAMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . ( HOLY SHIT HE KNOWS . FUCK HE KNOWS . OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE CAN FLY AND SHIT WHY DID I EVEN TRY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER HIS EYES )
. . . . SO . . . . . . YOU ARENT . . . MAD OR- ANYTHING ? ARE YOU GOING TO TELL EVERYONE-- IM SORRY I JUST- UH
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THIS GOLDEN TWINK FUCK HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO INVESTIGATE ME ?????
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"When it comes to a darkner's body, one's belief can lead to things changing."
Just while talking, he groped the goat once again.
𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀𝙄@PACIFISTDARKNER
* The Prince wobbled like a bowl of jelly upon the Flower’s touch . * “ . . . it is embarrassing to say that I didn’t know I had . . . 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 back there . “
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🌻: I bet I'll get sniped soon
SO TILL THEN LETS GET WICKED
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"Empty threats mean nothing to me. Especially from a plant killer...
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And a cutscene merchant."
December@LOSTHOLIDAYSS
Oh ho , that ‘ s rich . I ‘ m coming to eat you , too . Let’s die together I do not care .
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And don't you have a sensitive little flower to lie to?
ＰＩＮＫ@totesaflower
Dont you have a fat old man to be hopelessly flirting with?
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🌻: ya think flowery had to watch them goats fuck or nah?
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🌻: for the sake of humor and me being lazy
MY flowery is allowed to he vulgar under TWO conditions
thoughts.
and if I write that the little uhhh sparkles around him are black rather than yellow
(inspired by this fuckin guy and the trope as a whole.)
GIF
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"Don't forget to give me a high five on the way out!"
GIF
𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙀𝙄@PACIFISTDARKNER
* carefully , he strolled past Flowery .
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If I get Kris to dip your figurine in body oil will you be oiled up in this world?
ＰＩＮＫ@totesaflower
I will put dish soap in your soil
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🌻: if you make a pink you gotta deal with ME
— 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐇 .@sssethh_
melody.⠀ i like having dichotomies. who doesn't like dichotomies?? so i grant ye the choice..
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"I won't forgive a fraud like you...."
December@LOSTHOLIDAYSS
Sorry I smoked your cousin , big guy . I will smoke her again .
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Sniff...
"COUSIN JANE!?!?!?!?"
December@LOSTHOLIDAYSS
Blowing smoke In your face because it ‘ s funny .
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𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 - 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙲𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚎
sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ !
sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ !
sʜᴇ ɪs sᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ !
𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝙼𝚎𝚠 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢
𝗡/𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜
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@EdgeOfGenocide Not a ten out of ten?
Humans are a tough crowd...
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💭: (Leaving Seth and Aqua for dead after hearing Pink is taking a dip in the spring...)
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I find it oddly plain for your cold personality!
I was expecting a bit more blue, maybe something a bit more....royal looking?
(He's trying to be careful with his words here. Even with infinite stats there's just an air around her, he can't ignore.)
ℂ.@GLACIERKNIFE
I certainly haven't worn something like this in QUITE a while . . . Why. You think it's unfitting? Unbecoming?
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