GOOCLUMP

@missmilkton epic bacon kawaii potato >.<

4/20 lol awesome sauce

@BramR0t best boyband ever

My friends and I love this dance called the nae nae, and whenever we hit it, it gets pretty crazy.

Offset really got an old school gambling problem. No fan duel bet 365 business he got that brick and mortar casino addiction

RT @GOOCLUMP: just dropped the blunt on my balls i scrum

@Tom539716426997 @missmilkton Keep your chin up king

@missmilkton That's a great thought...you'd never date me even if I was younger. I'm just too damn ugly.

POV i’m your date for tonight ♡

a well placed "ya mama" will literally send someone into a blind rage its the funniest thing ever

i think my last meal would be a thin crust coal oven pepperoni pizza pie, a full set of omakase with an emphasis on cuts of tuna/salmon, and a greasey double bacon cheeseburger with ketchup and mayo. my beverage would be a crispy sprite in my treasured garfield mug. & a 9g joint

THE ROASTED PEPPERS, SWEET TOMATOES, HEIRLOOM. WE ON THE BEACH; FRESH CEVICHE, WE IN CANCUN.

@NotEdenGordon $$$$$$$$$

5000 to chill 70 to dap me up 250 for a follow back (per month) 40 for a dm back 700 (per minute) phone call 1000 play a game of fortnite w/ me 500 to smoke with me (only top shelf, you gotta supply it) 60 to watch an instagram reel you sent 100 to like your post

@glukupikron Louis C.K.

Calvin and Klein

i get treated like Post Malone

they treat me like tung tung tung sahur

dude family guy is so funny