Cousin Josh

@NicoleShanique @mrwtffacts Putting in some plastic and dropping it down a pipe is prob more than 10-15 minutes. it only takes a few min to die, not to mention the toxic environment of prison piping system

@GoshCarter @mrwtffacts They were in adjoining jail cells. She got it fresh.

In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT. Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down. She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator. In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child. The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.

@Swirvana_ @nonregemesse I know Haitian jack who was the guy who raped the girl in the hotel and was one of the gunmen at hot97 but I thought the shooting was way before he got accused

@nonregemesse He got shot in NY because after he got charged w rape he got on camera asking why the other guys who were there with him didn't get charged w rape also. Jimmy Henchman, the boss of the "other guys" who were with him, saw it as soft snitching. Yall just be talkin.

I read a book about 1980s drug dealers and how they tried to enter the rap industry in the 90s. Tupac was a poser theatre kid who would try to manufacture situations where he could act like a thug and the real gangsters (or former gangsters) hated him for it. They didn’t want to attract any unnecessary legal trouble. Some people think the reason he was shot the first time was to punish him for starting trouble at a recording studio owned by a former high level drug dealer. 50 Cent on the other hand was an actual real drug dealer who was shot as a result of his dealings with Kenneth McGriff and possibly as a result of a song he made.

@kiss_my_grits01 @olesoul57_2 This is illegal in nyc since 2019 I think also la

@olesoul57_2 The other scam is them charging you high application and admin fees knowing damn well that particular apt is not available or had 8 different people fill out applications and pay the fees for the same apt. Denying 7of 8 and pocketing all the nonfundable fees.

Landlords in 2006:   “$500 rent, $250 deposit. You got a job? Cool, here’s the keys.” Landlords in 2016:   “$850 first, $850 last, $850 deposit… don’t ask questions. This is a deal.” Landlords in 2026:   “Alright so boom —   • 3x the rent (before taxes, after taxes, spiritually too)   • $2500 first month   • $2500 last month   • $2500 deposit (non-refundable if we vibe check you wrong)   • 680 credit score minimum… but we prefer 750+   • No pets. (Yes for $100/monthly a pet)No kids. No candles. No smoking. No vaping. No breathing. No existing.   • $85 application fee (we will ghost you btw)   • $300 late fee if your payment blinks at 12:01   • 6 references, 4 pay stubs, your horoscope chart   • Background check, foreground check, side quest check • Fee for utilities.   The Apartment: 🏚️🏚️ 550 sq ft (including the emotional damage)   Carpet seen 3 recessions   Fridge hums like it’s fighting demons   Stove got a lean like it’s tired too   Listing says: ✨“Luxury living”✨

@olesoul57_2 @_ReallyJaewon Landlords in nyc in 2016 were like the 2026 version in other places. Now nyc is: pay this $20 app fee we’ll run your credit but you’re competing with 20-200 people who want the same affordable spot so you won’t get it unless you’re the most qualified of everyone who applied

@VinnysCorner1 Cards

I bet you don’t know the answer…

@NYJAfterburners You have no clue if that’s your takeaway from this 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

This guy has no clue

@Gavin2Hell @JazzYourMom That was a middle of the league level ol that year def capable of winning w a decent qb

@JazzYourMom They were never in a billion years EVER touching the playoffs in 2023

There’s too many to name one lmao here’s my top 5: 1. Aaron Rodgers 2. Hasaan Reddick 3. Zach Wilson 4. Mekhi Becton 5. Trumaine Johnson HMs: Elijah Moore, Mecole Hardman

@Gavin2Hell Wilson has to be number 1 he had the team around him and on his own gave us incompetence that spread throughout the team. At least Rodgers was a qb. Becton has to get swapped for a guy like polite or hack who did nothing for us

@deiontrae__ Are packers winning 9 in division w lions bears and Vikings now with a qb and revamped line

Let’s say Jets win 8 games Colts win 7 games & Packers win 9 games We have the 11th , 15th & 18th picks in the 2027 NFL Draft Are you upset ?

@anishmoonka What if you roll over and kill your baby though

A kid drew himself sleeping in bed between mom and dad and labeled it 'safe.' In Japan, this exact sleeping arrangement has a name. They call it 'the river.' Mother is one bank. Father is the other. The child between them is the water. Roughly 70% of Japanese mothers sleep this way with their kids, sometimes through the teenage years. The Western model of putting a kid alone in their own bedroom is barely 200 years old. For most of human history, in most cultures still alive today, kids slept beside their parents. James McKenna runs the Mother-Baby Behavioral Sleep Lab at Notre Dame. He spent decades watching what happens when parents and kids share a bed. The bodies sync up. Heart rates align with the parent's, breathing falls into the same rhythm, and by morning even sleep stages have started matching. The parent's body, in McKenna's words, acts as a kind of biological jumper cable for the child's. In 2013, researchers in the Netherlands tracked 193 babies through the first year of life. They measured cortisol, the brain's main stress hormone. Babies who had spent more weeks co-sleeping in the first six months produced less cortisol under stress at 12 months. Sleeping near a parent had rewired the kid's stress system to be calmer under pressure. Inside the kid's brain at night, the amygdala, the fear alarm, gets more sensitive as the body gets tired. Darkness makes it worse. A 2021 paper in PLoS One from Australian researchers showed that light directly suppresses amygdala activity. Lights off, alarm louder. The whole brain is wired to read 'alone in a dark room' as a threat. Now add a parent's body to that bed. The kid's nervous system reads warm body, breathing nearby, familiar smell. The threat alarm dials down. Two parents on either side dial it down twice. The drawing is the kid's brain calculating maximum safety: I am surrounded by the people who keep me alive, and nothing can reach me without going through them first. The arrangement in this drawing is what most of human history called 'sleeping.' Sleeping the kid alone in another room is a 200-year-old Western invention that we forgot was an invention. Every kid who has ever padded into your room at 3am and crawled into the middle of the bed is just trying to redraw the picture.

@casajett @sonofmalachy5 @RocTheJetsFan Probably just banned in the official sense only. If people had slaves in the south in the 1900s I believe people still have multiple wives in Utah today

@sonofmalachy5 @RocTheJetsFan My fault, Joseph Smith deemed polygamy Devine Revelation, but the religion has since banned the practice due to pressure from the US government.

The #Jets continue to be a low-class organization…

@TyyyJets Do it I don’t want to root for them to lose this year

How do Jets fans feel about potentially adding Brendan Sorsby through the supplemental draft? #Jets

@smuggymud Sadiq was the best te who ever tested at the combine isn’t he?

How are you the New York Jets and you pass on Makai Lemon? I'm just curious. Was Sadiq even the best TE on his team? I fully hope Sadiq ends up the best TE in football btw. But these are questions that need to be asked.

@NEWYORKJETSTER I like it but 1.2 is a B/B+ until proven otherwise 6.188 and 7.228 should be an A

AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION: 🃏THE NEW YORK JETSTER 2026 DRAFT GRADES🃏 1.2 Edge David Bailey: C+ 1.16 TE Kenyon Sadiq: A- 1.30 WR Omar Cooper Jr: A+ 2.50 CB D'Angelo Ponds: S+ 4.103 DT Darrell Jackson Jr: B 4.110 QB Cade Klubnik: C- 6.188 OG Anez Cooper: B+ 7.228 S VJ Payne: B

@JetNews_ Start Revis bench sauce cut cro

2022 Sauce Gardner, 2009 Darrelle Revis and 2011 Antonio Cromartie. Start, bench, cut‼️ Comment below!

@BrennanMarion4 @otl_ff I hope you’re right I can’t even Trade him in dynasty

@otl_ff Worthy will be a WR1!

Not a single WR1 on this list is crazy

@downbadcomment I think that means he thinks she’s great but is more attracted to other women she’s unconsciously his place holder even if he’s consciously settling

@Luke_Alans @downbadcomment All-Decade Reply tweet 😂😂😂

@downbadcomment I guess I was the only one wondering why she needs a guy that can cum 30 meters?

@WallStreetMav Frontier

The big question is not Spirit Airlines shutting down. The concern we all have is ... which airline do their customers start flying on next.