George McAuliffe

TONIGHT! @MeaghanStrick, Jo Scott and Kate O'Connor host a curated stand up show that also has open mic slots. Put your name in the bucket to perform and the show is FREE. Ft. @GPMcAuliffe, @hayden_johnson_, Dan Curry & Lucy Grebin Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/funnygam…

TONIGHT! 8:30p - @MeaghanStrick, Jo Scott & Kate O'Connor host a unique show that is half curated comedy show, half open mic. Ft. @GPMcAuliffe & @hayden_johnson_ Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/funnygam…

TONIGHT! 9:30p - Andrew Peyton hosts long form improv ft. @natevarrone, @emmerpope, @GPMcAuliffe, @BardiaSalimi1, @kelcripe, @CarmChristopher, @SamBaileyREAL & MORE! Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/singlesm…

TONIGHT! *FREE BEER* 9:30p - Long form improv w/ a new cast each show! The final Single's Motel hosted by @tim_baltz & Mary Sohn Ft. @GPMcAuliffe @natevarrone @CarmChristopher @danny_catlow @BardiaSalimi1 @linzybeltran @emmerpope & MORE! Get tickets: elysiantheater.com/shows/singlesm…

I’m sorry atheists but meditation is prayer.

Chance Chris D’Elia murders a woman in the next 3 years

Unfiltered? Unedited? Filter. Edit.

Piss and Vinegar, my fave vaudeville team, were found dead in a ditch near the airport today. Police think it was a double suicide that came about because of their love for the same woman. What do i do with these tix for their weds night show?

Saw The Whale and matched him bite for bite. 💪🏼🐳

@SlaudioCaavedra Comes in?

TONIGHT! 2/1 9:30p - It’s back! John Norris hosts an unhinged variety show featuring LA’s best performers. A beautiful mess of a disaster. Ft: @DylanAdler6 Eli Weinberg, FLWLS, GPMcAuliffe, @IthamarEnriquez , @MikeOBrienXOXO & more! Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/piggytime

Billy Joel's campaign to get Warren Zevon nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is one of those things that makes me care about things I don't usually care about, like Billy Joel and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Warren Zevon - “Desperados Under The Eaves”. One of my favorite songs about LA or anything else. Great to hear that he finally got nominated for the @rockhall. youtu.be/z0J3ossUzhU via @YouTube

It’s really noble when adults pretend to change their mind.

Ghosts and Young Sheldon crossover called Dead Sheldon

It’s unreal how many times I see people defend themselves with jiu-jitsu in real life.

There are days I deeply regret not being divorced by now.

Everyone who gave a standing ovation to The Whale is unhinged.

I was found in a very deep state of mediation called “going bananas at the Mongolian buffet.”