Garret Pates

Love when Annie says “Dunkin on me?” then she just happens to forget her wallet

New guy on site: any tricks for making this thing level? Me: how bout a level, champ

The day a can of Arizona iced tea goes above a dollar, that will officially be the fall of America

How am I suppose to save for a wedding when gas is $4 a gallon

God I love iowa city

No matter the time or distance, some friendship really never die

Wow what a day

Having a hot gf means free shots from shmucks who are trying to flirt..easy money

If I find an acoustic version of a song, highly unlikely that I’ll listen to original again

This type of weather calls for country music...and only country music

I low key like wearing a mask at the gym because no one can see me singing Morgan Wallen

Let me settle this once and for all. The pizza capital of the United States is New Haven Ct. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

As an adult I’ve realized there are things you can cheap out on, but buying q-tips is not one of them

With kinnick being such a cute pup everyone asks “who’s a good boy?”, but no ones asks me “who’s a good dad?”

I’m just tired of being tired

Why are sad songs always the best ones?

I am so grateful for the people that have come into my life

@Tim22B Especially burgers made by rack joche iykyk

It’s been so long since I’ve been to a club that I forgot how loud I need to talk to the bartender

Watermelon is low key so overrated