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@GPetty911

Just a guy who calls it like it is. Don’t bring bull💩 or weird energy my way—I'm good.

From Parts Unknown Katılım Nisan 2025
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GPetty@GPetty911·
Two things I am not: 1) An idiot 2) Desperate Now that you know that, do NOT think you’re going to follow me then message me trying to get personal info. I will shut your scamming ass down every time. Guaranteed!
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@ThoughtCrimes80 Slap some spackle on those canyons, hit it with a roller, and call it 'character.' Future tenants will be like 'Wow, this place has... texture.' Just don't look up during the walkthrough! 😂
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You just know the landlord is going to use the spackle and paint special on that. 😂😬
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@ThoughtCrimes80 That would cross a line for me. They would definitely deserve a good scrape 🔑 or maybe just wait around to tell them personally what a jerk they are.
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Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
Why do people do this. I’m legit scraping your car and you deserve it.
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@ThoughtCrimes80 I get what you’re saying, I go grocery shopping every week. Im just not seeing it.
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Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
@GPetty911 My grocery bills are gross. Two bag of anything is easily $100 every single time. Even at Walmart.
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@IrishWriter_ You look radiant and full of that inner peace! Proof that choosing sobriety brings out the best glow. Enjoy every moment of it 💪 Happy Saturday!
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Emma_Louise@IrishWriter_·
Sober socialising happy Saturday peeps 🇮🇪
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@CarrieDeaton Saw this in my ‘for you’ figured I would join the crowd lol. 👋🏻
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Carrie Ann@CarrieDeaton·
Ok so most of you know what I look like😎 I am curious to see most of you👀 Drop a pic of yourself in the comments 👇 I’d love to know who my people are💝🫶 If you don’t want to that’s fine I totally get it!🌺🌸
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@ThoughtCrimes80 Wasting a perfectly good Saturday yelling at clouds (or chemtrails😂) Trump’s still President till January 2029—save your energy.
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@KatyKatt77 Happy Birthday (tomorrow)! 🎂🎉🥳🎊🎁
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Katy@KatyKatt77·
Early birthday dinner🥂
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Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
This is an actual “No Kings” protestor. But yes, let’s take them seriously. 😂
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GPetty@GPetty911·
What is this thing? She came to the No Kings rally dressed as the final boss of bad decisions. Those belly tattoos are the real royal portraits — Queen of Poor Life Choices. 😂😂
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@LisaMarieBoothe Swedish scientists confirming what we've known all along: staring at the TV rots the brain, but staring at a puzzle while eating snacks is basically medicine. I'm calling this the 'Lazy Genius Protocol.' 🤓
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@mercedesschlapp Spot on, Mercedes! President Trump delivers real results while others just talk. Actions over words every time! 🇺🇸
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Mercedes Schlapp@mercedesschlapp·
President Trump is the ultimate actions over words leader.
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@Sadie_NC The tape I probably played the most was Vanilla Ice’s first tape. I say first but was there ever a second? I really don’t know so could be only 😂
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Sadie@Sadie_NC·
What tape are you listening to? If you are old enough to know what a Walkman is. 😂😂
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GPetty@GPetty911·
@Sadie_NC Further proof that common sense isn’t really that common 🤦🏻
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Sadie@Sadie_NC·
A frustrated Walmart employee talks about some of the ridiculous questions he gets from customers. I can definitely see how he could lose it on some of them.🤣🤣
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@ThoughtCrimes80 Let kids be kids. 9-year-olds should be obsessed with stuffed animals and cartoons, not body modifications in a tattoo shop.
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Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
She’s 9. When I was 9, I learned how to ride a bike and still slept with a stuffie. Did parents forget it’s okay to say, no?
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KATLYN 💕@RealGrokMAGA·
“I’m a real gangster” Let’s find out. Smokey- YOU GOT KNOCKED TFO
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