HAVE AT THEE !

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ an rp account / parody of William (Bill) Dickley from WELCOME TO ELTINGVILLE comics , adult swim pilot. strictly non-lewded , but mature themes still apply. ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ‘ I'M CHECKING OUT, AND I'M TAKIN' YOU SCUMBAGS DOWN THE BOOM TUBE WITH ME. ’

‘ What would it cost to get a measly quarter around here ? ’

Currently jaywalking right now.

‘ Valentine’s Day is certainly made for weak little losers and wussies ! ’

sudden urge to topple over nearby trash can !