—: oliver wood

—: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐫 :— ❝Don’t be late to practice, alright?❞ ‹ ᴍs/cнeм/ʙɪ/ᴅᴇsᴄ./ᴍᴠ › ‹ ᴇʀᴀ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ › - Team Captain - 5th to 7th year - banter / serious ➟ ʀ e ᴛ w e e ᴛ ?

Oliver: >:^( His quidditch team: exists Oliver: :^)

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Oliver: I’m not going. x: will you be my date to the ball? Oliver:

Oliver do you have a favorite chick flick? Oliver, staring off: Oliver: ... why is chicken run the only movie I can think of

and now . . coming to you 『 L I V E 』 from the stage . . ✵ PROFESSOR OF CHARMS, JIMMY MUELLING !!! ✵ a Ravenclaw Alumnus and former Thunderbird. Halfblooded American chatterbox . / / / hello ? this is #B1GB0Y speaking .

He’s crumpling up old notes and tossing them into the bin. If you happen to walk in front you’ll now be the bin and he’ll start throwing stuff at you.

@hiskensho / : wow.. haven’t heard that name in years ........

/ : want to draw out my SLs again 🔥‼️

Sweet boy vs Trash man (@CHARMEDTHOUGHT)!!! Been wanting to draw out my two HP Verse chaotics for a while... >:^)

❝ B A D TRIP. ❞ i’m gonna vom.

Captures on film .

A moment of silence for my TL .. She has died.

knew something was wrong with Rowling when she said Harry became a cop.

@patientialics — imagining Filch in front of him, hand covering the imagined top of the torso while Oliver kept one eye closed. “.. he’s probably got skinny legs. Probably sport socks the same colors as Mrs Norris. Might not be that bad—“

@patientialics — air his eyebrows shot up as he paused from his own internal debate to briefly freeze. Then, his smile grew to a toothy grin. “....... well maybe if he hitched up the raggedy pants—“ Raising his hand he extended an arm, palm out and expression scrunching as if he were —

sitting in the silence was almost alright with rhonwhen— it was the feeling of the quidditch captain’s eyes on her every now and then that was making her tick. ( she always had a knack for knowing if someone was looking at her; this sort of gut feeling of discomfort. ) —

Angst SL’s are good and so are fluffy ones and romantic ones but what about the ones that should just be called banter but are honest to god the closest to reality one could get 💀

not Oliver going in depth about the significance of thigh high socks. 💀

@patientialics — up an internal debate about it. Women have their own attractiveness. But is it the sock that accentuates the wearer or is it the other way around? The Keepers trying to imagine if ( anyone ) could become more attractive with the use of longer socks. Rhonwhen care to weigh in?

@patientialics — woman as a thing, honest. The socks are the thing.. the object, right? So ... maybe the power is actually in the object.. and not her.” Bit of a hot take that Oliver spit out. That the attractiveness might just be from sock length alone and hardly the woman. Now he’s set —