Golden Retweeter

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Golden Retweeter

Golden Retweeter

@GRetweeter

I Rrrretweet stuff, the best what twitter offers: interesting, fun, facts, wise, sick, funny, inspirational,etc. And also I am damn cute.

Worldwide Katılım Nisan 2012
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r u from europe because europiece of shit
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*10th wedding anniversary* are u sure u like like me
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If I call my girls phone and a guy answers, it better be Jesus.
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Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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If you treat me right, I'll treat you better.
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The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone.
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do you ever get in an "I don't know" phase in your life. where you literally don't have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don't. know.
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my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight
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me: *is fine* me: me: me: *suddenly feels sad for no reason* me: alright wtf tho
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people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
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Just because I find you attractive doesn't mean I like you. You're appealing to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It is not that deep.
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Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
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no one’s allowed to snapchat me past 7:30 pm bc thats when the sun goes down and i lose all my good lighting sorry i dont make the rules
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Golden Retweeter@GRetweeter·
I don't need a "previously on..." I've been watching this show for nine hours straight
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i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
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“I’m tired, in too many ways.”
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