S Monkman

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"Ici, c'est a dog". That's what happens when you have one kid learning to speak while immersed in two languages.

To combat the "No Papa!" dismissals I get, I told A that I am starting a No Papa jar and she has to put in 25 cents each time.

Singing "Tu fait caca" to the tune of the Beatles song Good Day Sunshine to your poopy daughter in the morning is kind of fun.

@IPSY @Xtinekro Agreed. So shady. Following the links does not result in cancellation. Stuck on a useless loop where I have not yet once seen the “Continue Cancellation“ steps they say will happen. I have started talking to my bank.

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@IPSY is so shady for automatically resigning me up for a box i didnt want when i clicked on a link in an email and having their website designed to make it incredibly hard to cancel

@PublicMobile how can I access my account if 2FA authentication is sending a text to my phone - BUT I am not using the because I am out of the country. I want to cancel the phone. But I cannot log in because it needs me to receive a text on the phone.

Just got whomped in the mathematically-minimal three turns playing Candyland. History was made.

New baby. Smells a bit like toast. Looks exactly like a newborn. Feels so soft. Sounds great. Taste is so far unassessed.

Loved this morning how A-bug tried to do the coin-behind-the-ear magic trick and was shocked when it did not work. Kids are awesome!

+1 Canadian points for A Bug. Went "skating" for the first time today. No wipeouts big enough to preclude another outing sometime.

A moment of silence for the Bunnykins bowl. Served us well for 37 yrs but succumbed to a clumsy toddler sulking that she has to have a Dad.

The A-bug reaction of "Oh, shet!" to seeing Papa drop her water bottle means somebody somewhere needs to be careful about swearing near her.

Hier soir, A-bug (en français) wanted the (english) Xmas carol with "le pleut". Great puzzlement, but it was Rudolph the Red Nosed RAINdeer.

Big day. Our first trial day. Expect it will sound like a droid factory from Star Wars - clank, hiss, rattle, clank.

Half hour "Dad didn't have a snack for me when he picked me up at daycare" meltdown seems to be petering out. Queue up the apology.

Taxi trip home from YUL may earn the nickname the Vomit Express unless A-bug gets some gravol. Barf bag on hand this time, almost used it.

Did I really just break my first commemorative Keitha and Sean's Married Life Launch Party pint glass on its 9th anniversary?

A-bug in backyard, instructed to call for us if she needs anything. 5 min later... "Mama! I need anything!"

Among other offerings, A-bug ate rabbit, duck and pork. It was like she was sampling the cast of characters of one of her storybooks.