Wayne Shempner

The thought of being domesticated #HorrifiedTheAliens

Grittney. #HorrifiedTheAliens

#HorrifiedTheAliens Human hygiene practices.

Your Mom #HorrifiedTheAliens.

Only small-sized hats remaining in stock #HorrifiedTheAliens

That off-brand Tang #HorrifiedTheAliens

My axe collection. #HorrifiedTheAliens

#ImPuttingOnARedNoseFor Lent

You couldn't really tell by looking at them, but the news from Earth #HorrifiedTheAliens

Spooky #HorrifiedTheAliens

The unfortunate timing of their first official visit #HorrifiedTheAliens

Their warm, pink, slimeless flesh #HorrifiedTheAliens

#ImPuttingOnARedNoseFor laughs. I don't have to have a reason.

#MyDystopianwardrobeHas the stench of cultural appropriation.

Dongs to the Key of Life #ChangeALetterRuinAnAlbum

#ChangeALetterRuinAnAlbum Reggatta De Bland

The Shite Album #ChangeALetterRuinAnAlbum

Lice After Death #ChangeALetterRuinAnAlbum