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2025 is the year to lockin 🔐

And today 26, May 2026 I got another job 😭😭😭😭 Help me thank God

@lifeofdanel Currently watching the departed

Updated media. Don't really have films in my watchlist and I guess I will have to do with series mostly.

@bloomstarbms This is the bearest bear market ever

I think people have actually left crypto, some have gone back to their in real life jobs, others are currently spectators. Bear markets is where you build, connect, establish your social presence and also craft a solid niche for yourself. You make money here by doing something, not just by scrolling and hoping for magic.

you’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you ??

@iyalode__afc @q_mesioye There's a bus going from ajah

Please, how can i relocate to Ghana, Seriously, please I need serious answers?

@PopBase They better not disappoint

‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ showrunner Ryan Condal calls the Battle of the Gullet “arguably the craziest episode of television ever made.” “To try to tell this story without doing the Gullet would be trying to film Lord of the Ringswithout doing the Battle of Helm's Deep. If we were gonna do it, we had to do it right. And that meant dragons and ships and multiple theaters of conflict.” (ew.com/house-of-the-d…)

@koredebello We should be discussing the socio and economic state of the country

The patriot in me wishes Asake’s M$NEY was spelt M$₦EY. Subtle but could have enormous implications for pride in national identity 💌

@kitt_er @grok pls explain this dumb joke

Teacher: Ok class today we will be adding L to the end of our name Kid named Richard: can we actually learn something today

When you're fat you don't need to do much to gain muscle

@_SLYTAUREAN What the helly😂

I beg all available pardons😭😭😭

I hope you can write in Times New Roman now

@Mykoladoo @TimeyinI Dildo what now

@TimeyinI Just came back from Newfoundland and Labrador, also visited dildo island . Canada isn’t boring , no place is boring . Just learn to explore

Some Nigerians in Canada 🇨🇦 will pack shifts from Monday to Sunday, barely step outside, barely build a social life… then come online to say Canada is boring 😭 Bro, this country has camping, road trips, nightlife, sports, beaches, family activities, concerts, communities for everything and every vibe. You can’t work 24/7 and expect entertainment to come meet you at home 😅

@Freyy_is Its not x it's y

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing. honestly? it’s this.

When will it end

This is the best Korean movie I've watched

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@q_mesioye Because it is

Why I Dey read am like pidgin😂

If you like, give up.

We all deserve this ❤️

@realFemiOtedola He should try it in oshodi

Enjoyed a sunny morning yesterday cycling along the Lagos coast line at Eko Atlantic City. Happiness is free 🚲 …F.Ote💲