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I was out edging in the front yard for 30 mins today. Can't say if the lawn looks any better, but now the cops are at my front door.
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Christopher Guard
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Christopher Guard
@GUARBorg
Just a simple man who sees the fart in everyone.
Katılım Eylül 2012
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@JasonKPargin No way this will be good for anyone. Looks like Reacher will be kicking some creaper ass soon.
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$301 million opening for the Minecraft movie
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@mattlieb I was checking out a recipe and couldn't put my finger on where I heard this song before. #tittyballs
youtube.com/watch?v=1a6nvR…
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@mattlieb dammit, are you really going to make me come back onto this shit show to make a dumb joke? Anyways, Matt Lieb's Good Ol' Fashioned Butt Plugs: There's no AI in MY GI!
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@VinceMancini @mattlieb Just left Nosferatu. Did you guys stay for the after credits scene where Thomas gets in his carriage and blasts Papa Roach? Real fuckin nice.
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@JasonKPargin Through context clues i have no idea who is who.
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Baby Gronk has called out The Rizzler to a boxing match.
Complex Pop Culture@ComplexPop
Baby Gronk has called out The Rizzler to a boxing match. “You are too scared of me to respond.”
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@drmistercody This fucker was on life support. Please ignore his death throws and let him pass.
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You may be unsurprised to learn that Tucker does not offer to show the physical claw marks "still there" from the spiritual demon that attacked him a year and a half ago, nor is he asked to.
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@JasonKPargin To be fair if you still walked around filming everything you would still be called that guy who uses a video camera.
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Just a reminder that as recently as 1999 (American Beauty), carrying a camera with you at all times to take video of random moments from your life was seen as antisocial weirdo freak behavior that defined your whole personality
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@JasonKPargin @taskmaster If you are a fan of this style of game show. I encourage you to check out game changer on dropout. Some of the episodes get pretty elaborate with a much smaller budget. I'm not a bot.
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Man I think the all-time best example of representation in anything ever is Rosie Jones on @taskmaster. She's a comedian based in the UK with cerebral palsy and she just slides right into the format, they all give each other shit and it's seamless. 1/
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Once again @PodYourselfAGun is ahead of the curve. There is only one kind of slop i have my snout buried in.
Chapo Trap House@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
We're joined by @readmaxread to discuss the phenomenon of AI Slop proliferating over the internet and degrading our various platforms. Available wherever you get pods: pod.link/1097417804/epi… On soundcloud: soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-hou…
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@andrewpanton Here are some help out.
Titration
Titrator
Toledo
Burette
Stopcock
Piston
Know
Obo
Module
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@VinceMancini Doing shots for every 10 mil! Scooter is sooo wasted, bro.
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me and the boys high fiving over the dems record fund raising, getting wild as hell
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Some guy just did one of the furthest door holds I’ve ever seen for me, and it ended up not even being the place I was going to. Devastating.
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I shit you not. Ross Douthat's column on JD Vance's "dominant debate performance" was published at 10:07 pm ET -- while the debate was only halfway done.
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@JasonKPargin Some people believe BIGFEETS can hop between dimensions and that is why we can find them. What would be a cryptid from their dimension? You can call me Chrisfoot.
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We'll be answering fan questions on an upcoming episode of BIGFEETS, reply with any questions you may have about BIGFEETS or Mountain Monsters etc and state what name you want us to use when we read it! Thanks
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Aubrey Plaza as Wow Platinum is the only one bringing the correct level of weird. Link here: open.substack.com/pub/vincemanci…
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'Megalopolis' cost $120 million but somehow looks like a Daily Wire crowdfunded movie about Ayn Rand
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@VinceMancini No doubt, but is anyone listening other than to catch a glimpse into Woody's mind?
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@GUARBorg I regret to inform you that I've watched Cheers somewhat recently and it absolutely holds up.
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@VinceMancini lol, who the fuck is this for? I love that one of the co-hosts won't even fully commit to doing the podcast. Cheers is a great show but I'm 41 and barely remember watching it on syndication.
Team Coco@TeamCoco
Today on #WEKYN @TedDanson & @WoodyHarrelson are joined by one of their heroes @JaneFonda! They discuss the time Ted and Jane got arrested, her experience in Vietnam, how she became an exercise icon, and more. Listen: listen.teamcoco.com/wekynjane
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