Tony Stumpo

Masters is right around the corner. Who is your early pick to wear the green jacket? #AskWUB

@wakeupbarstool @wakeupbarstool @EddieBarstool , when are we commentating another dodgeball event together? I also need to see Katic back out on the court, pure electricity #AskWUB

Remember when kids sued to try and be draft eligible earlier and get out of college? Now they sue to stay in college forever because they’ll get paid more there.

Hey the rules analyst on the broadcast was wrong, what else is new?

Jenkins playing this well makes you wonder if Cade is just a system guy.

Good season, Red Wings.

I love Kelser talking about how Luka complains to the refs after literally every single play.

Ummm Duke👀

This is a banger to open up #marchmadness

@woodwardsports Reaves wasn’t guarding him at all in this video except for some help at the end lol

Cade Cunningham gave Austin Reaves 40 in college 😳🔥

@hfordchill BRB changing my bracket

Oh we’re fucking cooked

@barstoolsports @StoolAfterDark @mostlysports That was such a bar

“@StoolAfterDark is a humiliation ritual.” Things did not go well for Team Barstool in the Pros vs. Joes stream last night. @mostlysports

Michigan and MSU each with a dirty play so far, we’ll call it a draw

@gurucollects @MarketMoversApp A few years ago those cards were like $1000. I so wish I would’ve pulled the trigger

Can honestly never get enough of the Mario-Pikachu crossover promo cards. Apparently a collector couldn’t either – this one recently sold for $16.8 THOUSAND 🔥 Data via @MarketMoversApp

Wings choked the hell out of that one

Pretty blatant cross check on Larkin totally missed

March College Dodgeball Power Rankings presented by @GoatTape

How the hell long was he in that box?

WWE got Danhausen?

Well, ended 8 wars and only start 1 new one so I guess we’re still +7