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Clayton Kershaw: 3x Cy Young 1x NL MVP 1x NL Pitching Triple Crown 5x NL ERA Leader 11x All Star 3,052 Career K’s 3 TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPION 🏆🏆🏆

@ShamsCharania What the fuck?

Brandon Clarke of the Memphis Grizzlies has died at 29 years old. RIP.

It’s 10x funnier this is viral because this is my buddy’s wife lol

We’re all watching Cade Cunningham

James Harden. The Beard. No Clippers. Elite commentary

As I’ve always said, nothing good happens in Starkvegas!

Wemby cost the Spurs this series btw. Timberwolves in 6

Zac Brown Band doing the intro for Sunday Night Baseball is everything that’s wrong with America. Damn you, Rob Manfred!

@BookitWithTrent Fine I’ll triple down on Spurs -5.5

I’m doubling down on Wolves +5.5

Can we get Top 10 lines for NASCAR? @DK_Assist

2-2 but Sean needs a KO or a huge round to win by decision

It’s close but I got 2-1 Strickland

Sean Strickland we are revoking your citizenship if you get embarrassed

*Middle of Sean Strickland’s walkout* UFC: Let’s go to a useless commercial that will SURELY make everyone happy!

Sean Strickland’s walk out song makes me want to get off my couch and fight a Chechen/Russian head on

I think I’m going to start paying my mortgage by fading Ben Shelton every tournament

@DKSportsbook Cade Cunningham

The fun isn't over yet. We’re turning every Saturday bucket into bonus bets 😈 Follow + comment who’s scoring the most threes. Every 3-pointer across both games adds to the total bonus bets.

@DKSportsbook Let’s do it. I missed the last one!

Maybe something in tonight's NBA games will give me some inspiration for the next X Exclusive Promo on here, lemme hop in the lab for the next couple hours 👨‍🔬

Leave it up to Auburn to do something gayer than gay porn

Maybe if Rory McIlroy played in more than 8 tournaments a year like every other PGA player he wouldn’t be shit at putting

@Mike_kim714 Where do you rank Quail Hollow rank on tour courses? Difficulty, excitement, etc.

Early morning Q&A anyone?