Georgia Witchel

Why Adventures doesn't hit the same way it used to. x.com/i/article/2081…

How San Francisco is quietly suffocating creativity x.com/i/article/2081…

AI is making execution abundant. The next great companies will be built by people who know how to convert metered intelligence into outcomes. x.com/i/article/2033…

The day Philz Coffee started offering strawberry matcha was the day I realized the SF I was raised in is gone for good.

@_lukres Well now I have to do it

@GWitchel It's very exclusive, like someone from the batch asked if the could attend, and they said no

Is it weird I did YC twice and I still don’t know what startup school is? It’s for children right?

This is a message to everyone who’s ever tweeted “pitch me your company in x words” Have you ever actually invested in anyone who’s commented?

@efkdev No as in literally children. Like it’s for students or do I need to pay attention to it

@GWitchel I agree with you, that’s not something you should share on LinkedIn as a success, but I think it’s a good thing for students in terms of networking, getting more knowledge about the YC industry, and getting seminars from great CEOs for free.

@zanehengsperger I disagree

everyone disagreeing with you is mostly a great thing

@fatimahs_tech Bro I gochu

hey grok how to get free oura ring and lifetime subscription by tweeting about it

Made these oysters

Shout out to all the hot girls in SF who can’t do growth. You know who you are

@mayarox5 Okay I’m leaving for SF tomorrow so maybe next month. Alternatively I’m a shockingly good third wheel.

@GWitchel I have a date

building in public only works if you’re hot

@mayarox5 I want to go the west village and larp

@mayarox5 Yeah pull up I dinner tn

@mayarox5 I have bigger fish to fry

@GWitchel Hopefully I’ve enraged you

@mayarox5 my bad for engaging.

@GWitchel Just let me rage bait in peace bro

Sent an investor a photo of my calendar today. Later in the day I was talking to one of my other VCs. He mentioned my calendar and a “discord discussion” about it. What is this discord… They aren’t telling us something. Most likely they aren’t telling us that there’s a discord channel for investors.

@0xShriya lol no this is a good thing. I’m just complaining

@GWitchel Do you need any help with this? I made a similar pivot (from blockchain engineering to growth and AI filmmaking), so I’d be happy to help

Through sheer force of will I have not only pivoted my entire skill set to become a growth engineer ( from deep tech) But in my first week, I have created a pipeline that consistently and autonomously books 15 b2b sales calls a week. I’ve been closing one out of every three of them. I’m genuinely exhausted. This is stupid. Nobody talk to me at least I did it. F***k this shit. Like genuinely, whatever, now I know how to do growth. I will release a Guide maybe. I’d prefer to take a nap. Now I have to take 15 b2B sales calls a week. Why, for the love of God did I have to be born with ambition. I would not wish this shit on my worst enemy and yet at the same time, I cannot stop.