Gabbit 💪🗿

@atlanticesque This would go so hard as a twitter header. “Unreconstructed will to demonstrate vulgar power. Of Alpine extraction.”

Anyone who roots for the demise of the US and unironically wants Chinese communists, subcontinentals, Africans and Arabs to rule the world is both mentally retarded and profoundly malevolent.

We spent substantially less on Apollo 11 (adjusted for inflation) than the cost of welfare recently stolen by Somali refugees in Minnesota.

@Anluanx Reminds me of Justice Scalia talking about Anglo Saxon common culture. You know it even without knowing it. This is how you wind up with so many believers in dispensationalist ideas- even as self identified adherents are in churches that don’t teach dispensationilist ideas.

@Anluanx I think most peoples understanding of Christianity is downstream of pop culture. Like, unconscious, internalized, fragments of disconnected ideas. In the same way that everyone knows the story of “Faust” even if they don’t know it- because it’s been re-told so much they still do

People bring up the Schofield Bible as to why American Christians support Israel so fervently but the real issue is that the vast majority of Americans have never opened a Bible so they have no comprehension of what Christ and Paul said about the Jews.

@MiamiViceGOP @lonelyfag15 Seconded.

@lonelyfag15 Love you guys. Some Lutheran churches can be a little liberal but I ain’t judging (I’m a vile Catholic). Keep it up; we love you

As a Lutheran, Catholics entirely totally ignore you or they’re really nice to you (these ones are convinced that you will eventually convert)

@lordvictor I think this a good counter to most conspiracy theories. “They faked the moon landing” “Why” “To get you to believe they faked it” “What does that accomplish though?” “Tricking you!” “Okay”

This is one of my main questions about the Flat Earth movement. Like why would The They care if we knew what shape it is?

For many people, witnessing the murder of Charlie Kirk sparked a passionate determination to do everything in their ability to stop the Left from ever taking power again. For others, it stoked a crippling fear response which compelled them to distance themselves from what Charlie fought for and appease those who murdered him, believing that maybe the Left would spare them, or at least kill them last. These people are disgraceful cowards.

Painting those Happy Easter eggs! Bunnies below!🌶️ 👇

@ApeDukat @lordvictor I agree with you, some of them did seem to be into it. But- did you ever hear that theory about the holy sponge not being dipped in vinegar but “posca” which was like a common Roman soldiers drink? And then, there was Longinus, who stabbed him and immediately converted.

@lordvictor The soldiers seemed into it

Ah yes, the "Romans" who were famously excited to kill him and definitely not pressured into doing it.

College is now when you spend $100,000 to write papers with AI so your professor can grade them with AI and then you get a piece of paper at the end that says you’re allowed to have a job and then they don’t call you back for interviews

>works with dems to flood the us with low skill labor that tanks wages >labor causes housing, food and medical costs to explode >“Stop being poor. 💅🏿” Peak boomer.

Wow he's just like us & not a hermaphrodite alien freak

Former attorney general Pam Bondi speaks out about her recent firing by President Trump, claiming it was due to her “questioning” his Letterboxd top 4. “Home Alone 2 was on there twice. He got really defensive about it” Her public execution will be broadcast on Fox later today.

@Anluanx Woah I didn’t see this post at first. Twitter is weird. Anyway- that’s crazy, JellO shots were pretty common, both alcoholic and non alcoholic for kids at parties when I was a kid too! You almost never see them bastards anymore! Hahaha

@Anluanx Zoomer, but definitely feel like one of those in between blokes. Some of my fellow zoomer bros, I talk to them, and they’re only like a year or two younger than me, and they don’t remember a lot of the stuff I do- don’t get my references.

@Gabbit3 Are you a zoomer or millennial?

@Anluanx Dozens of block parties. Your post reminded me of her and her pasta salad c:

@Anluanx There was this older Sicilian lady in my neighborhood who I grew up calling my aunt; only realizing much later that she was not a blood relative in any way shape or form. She passed a few years ago. I’ll always remember her home made pasta salad, which I ate at all of her parties