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@TaraBull *in some island* Adidas CEO: -I can get them to buy and wear clown shoes for five hundred dollars- Very-much-alive Jeffrey Epstein: -Look, I pulled off something short of a miracle disappearing the way I did but there is no fucking way that you can do that- Adidas CEO: -Watch me-

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

Who’s revealing our secrets ☠️

@thehealthb0t because those diseases aren't transmitted via- wait a minute... you aren't even fucking real. I'm probably not even real either. This is what I get for not using the internet to masturbate. My bad.

If COVID shots were given away for free, because they are life saving, then why isn't chemotherapy, insulin, and EpiPens also given away for free?

@Dexerto Oh!? The lady with her tits out did a sex move on stream? Well, how'd you like that....

Twitch streamer Morgpie has been banned after using her feet as a green screen to stream Dark Souls 3 gameplay

@n0velart They got an anime about land-surveying coming out in about a year. Can you guess how big the tits had to be made to make it passable?

@lporiginalg this guy/girl has bigger balls than that guy

@WallStreetApes She has a 2D face. Yeah, it's super fucked up that children don't play outside anymore but take a good look at her face. Almost not shadows. No background, foreground. Nothing. It's too much man. Forty is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks if you don't let your face breathe.

Multiple people are reporting that recess is being eliminating in their elementary schools Kids no longer go out on the swings and slides to play and socialize Instead “we have computer time where we watch YouTube videos and go on our phones” Multiple teachers and parents are consuming this is happening at their schools This is going to be devastating to their futures. Recess is meant for socializing and exercise which is very healthy for kids Here are so many benefits to recess kids won’t be getting - 60 minutes of movement per day helps support kids heart health, muscle and bone development, coordination, balance, and motor skills - Combats childhood obesity - Improves attention, memory, and concentration And the most important part Develops social skills. Kids practice sharing, negotiating, cooperating, resolving conflicts, and building friendships through free play These skills are much harder to learn in structured screen-based activities

@Andrew_Maj42 My roommate adopted a pitbull from the next door neighbor when he moved. Less than a week broke out of the backyard and attacked a lady and her dog outside a grocery store.

🛑 A father will do anything to protect his family. The moment he realized what was happening, he rushed in without hesitation. Praying Mom and the little boy are safe and recovering well. ❤️🙏 #DogOwner #FamilyFirst #ViralReels

@No_Longer_Me @Andrew_Maj42 Those are for-now taps. What's he gonna get later? Old Yeller therapy.

@Andrew_Maj42 Beating the dog after it lets go serves literally zero purpose.

@vismoglie 01:36 so she just walks around looking like an orange all god damned day?

今、アメリカで「グリッターまんじゅう」が大流行しているという。中国製のスクイーズ玩具「Glitter Dumpling」が、子供たちの間で爆発的なブームとなっている。このおもちゃは飲茶の蒸し器に入った丸い万頭型をしており、中を開けるとレアな「グリッターまんじゅう」が出る可能性がある。 透明なボディに大量のキラキラしたグリッターが詰まったバージョンが出ると、子供たちは大興奮。TikTokでは開封動画が数百万回再生され、店頭では入荷と同時に行列ができる店舗も出ている。 シンプルな見た目ながら、ガチャ要素と派手なビジュアルが子どもの心を強く掴み、大人まで夢中になるケースも増えている。 現在、アメリカの玩具市場で最も注目されるトレンドの一つだそうだ。

@Raindropsmedia1 I have more respect for OF models than most influencers. Like that lady that does funny faces to music. And if you look do a Venn diagram of the types of comments some influencers get and OF models get it's a fucking circle.

Actress Megan Botnick refused to do OnlyFans after going broke, even though a site offered her $75,000 just to join. ‘I would rather struggle financially as a person I’m proud of than get rich and become someone I’m ashamed of.’

@TheMemes3111 save some comments for us bro

THESE COMMENTS ABOUT A PORNSTAR’S SON ARE ACTUALLY INSANE 😭💀

@ShitpostRock2 we all got that friend that this scene hits too close to home and would destroy him instead of make him laugh

@Robrocco01 Quien parece negro ahora putos

real AF 🧩

@ShitpostGate Her dad contributed nothing to her gene pool. Late 20s is going to hit her like a ton of bricks.

@financedystop Yeah that is because if they walk at that pace with only one rock that size in their arms (which is the safe amount) they get called out by their dickhead boss that bitches about no one wanting to work. Food is poison and the planet is on fire, manual labor is going to be slow.

@AgingAnarchist I gotta admit that it is a little refreshing to see someone just not wear a bra and engage jiggle physics instead of getting surgical augments along with jiggle physics. Same destination but the ride is so much nicer.

プレッツェルの作り方はこれを何度も見て覚えた。

@SomaKazima2 This video is AI but the practice of selling tacos desarmados does exist and people are trying to ban those places but traditionalists in certain states in Mexico fight back. No matter where in the planet if you go to poor places sanitary conditions go out the window.

Tacos al do it your fucking self

@SomaKazima2 @grok is this ai ?