Matt Gaffney

8 years. Where does time go?

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

@RealGlenMacnow Montage of Heck - doc on Kurt Cobain

Wife’s headed out tonight and I’m in the mood for a good documentary — preferably sports or music-related. Give me one I haven’t seen.

I liked the world better when the news came on for 30 minutes and then we did other shit for 23 1/2 hours. Now it follows you around all day like a hobo begging for change.

Funny how that works.

@cturnbull1968 Nothing says "I have a micropenis" more than this.

Exactly the same fucking vibe.

Just stopped on the #OceanCity boardwalk by 2 warriors: Matt had kidney cancer & Greg had colon cancer. On this cloudy morning our eternal sunshine is glowing brilliantly together!

@pat_croce Greatly appreciate you @pat_croce!

@jmoreno76ers I do not and never will understand the allure of TikTok. Hell, I barely understand the allure of Twitter.

The second TikTok of the Sixers Jared McCain era:

@MLBNetwork Marlon Byrd

Tonight's MLB Network matchup between the Phillies and Rangers has us thinking... Can you name a player who played for both teams? 🤔

Not a lot of people understand this... but you actually don’t have to have an opinion about everything. You don’t have to decide if something is good or bad. Marcus Aurelius says limiting the amount of opinions we have is one of the most powerful things we can do in life.

27 YEARS AGO TODAY 🐐 Michael Jordan finally put Dikembe Mutombo on a poster & then gave him the finger wag Earlier in the season, they had this conversation about MJ never dunking on Deke in 6 years

The anti-Ricky Watters play.

@nut_history People in our current dumbed-down society would despise him / not get him - he would be too erudite for the masses.

I'm just on a play by play announcer kick right now... don't mind me. He's way before my time, but what are your thoughts on Howard Cosell?

@MagicJohnson Does AI run Magic’s Twitter feed?

The Knicks and Pacers gave us another thriller with Pacers guard Andrew Nemhard’s hitting the game-winning three! NBA All Star Tyrese Haliburton scored 35 points to lead the Pacers over the Knicks in a very very exciting game!

The most important skill in the 21st century is the ability to happily live with uncertainty.

@EricAbbenante You are laughably wrong @EricAbbenante

Bill Maher guest Eric Schlosser attempting to cause pandemic panic by urging the CDC to test cows: "There's all this inter-mixture of viruses going on. Right now, the federal government is not allowed to go into these mega dairies and test them for avian influenza. The federal government can't go onto these mega dairies and test the workers. Many of whom are undocumented and quite fearful of if they test positive, what's going to happen to them. You have big ag and the big dairy companies from preventing the CDC from investigating what could be a life-threatening illness eventually, to people. It's a perfect example of how the public health is being threatened by private interests." Good. I'm glad the dairy companies gave the CDC the proverbial middle finger. I wouldn't trust the CDC to handle a cold. Public health is being threatened by private interests, from big pharmaceutical companies. Maher missed the mark on this one.

@MikeSielski Didn’t they draft Mikal Bridges and trade him the same year DiVincenzo came out? Hart was the 30th pick in the draft the year the Sixers drafted Fultz at 1. Brunson is the one they had a clear shot at and took Shamet instead.

I know it has been said a million times, but it should be said a million times more. Shame on the #Sixers for having Brunson, DiVincenzo, and Hart in their backyard and ending up with NONE of them. #Villanova

@BeatHammer @SportsRadioWIP @JoeDeCamara @JamesSeltzer @RitchieJon @Devan_Kaney @WIPMorningShow This was the easiest Beat The Hammer in awhile. I would have made @joedecamara work today.

I must tip my hat to @JoeDeCamara. The questions were a lot to take in. Regardless, the category was unique and the question were well thought out. @JamesSeltzer @RitchieJon @Devan_Kaney @SportsRadioWIP @WIPMorningShow