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@ChineseEmbinUS hey so my great grandma is chinese, when can I return the motherland? Things ain't working out too great in the US here lmao

First person to run on the platform of jailing everyone who talks loudly on speakerphone in public places gets my vote in 2028

POV: You're Bill Clinton

Just make em permanent bro @tacobell

Ayo I dont know who needs to hear this but; NACHO FRIES ARE BACK

@courtney_ceecee Check out the app Discotech, they always give out GL spots to clubs

Who’s got the Vegas GL hookup lol I’m trying to go LIV or Omnia this weekend.

@theneedledrop Damn cant for music on October 10th 🥵

music: 10/10

Fuck I didnt get Raptured :(

Just air fried some chicken strips @WhiteHouse YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS RN I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT

All of us rn:

EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR HANDS AND LEND ME YOUR HATRED, JOB ALMOST FINISHED

the timeline rn

BRO I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT HAPPENED I AM GOING TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A COMA FROM HOW HARD IM GOING TO PARTY

@tacobell all I wanted was for nacho fries and street chalupas to be on the menu at THE SAME TIME and now the chalupas are going away soon too?????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ain't nothing been the same since they: 1. Shot Harambe 2. Did surgery on a grape 3. juan.

The jobs report for the year now shows a NEGATIVE unemployment percentage. You go home to your 10ft x 10ft apartment with the steak you bought for $60/lb and explain to your family that Klarna now lets you borrow money per pound for meats so they'll eat like kings (9/?)

The next display in the museum is a show of JD Vance as a baby memes, where it explains that this administration cured cancer through meme technology, immediately after the new head of the CDC had announced they will stop reporting cancer diagnoses to the public. (8/?)

The year is 2038: Donald Trump is on his 6th term as President. We're now required by law in the mornings to drink RFK Jr sponsored Mtn Dews which contain colloidal silver and ivermectin. Elon Musk bought Facebook, Google, and Microsoft. (1/?)