The Desk

Welcome to the Gambling Desk at Shitty Capital, LLC. All picks are winners; this is not financial advice.

@publius1963 @Samra5150 @dbongino @stoolpresidente Imagine being anti-sex

@Samra5150 @dbongino @stoolpresidente Government mandated pregnancy? Was their mandated sex too? No one mandated a pregnancy. Your behavior got you there. There are loads of cheap birth control widely available or put an aspirin tablet between your knees. Try responsibility for a change

This was to be expected but I still get a kick out of people who have sucked my dick for a decade straight, invited me on their shows a million times and now disagree with me on RoeVsWade and suddenly Im a pussy and idiot. 😂😂😂.

@dbongino @stoolpresidente Intelligent take Dan 👍

@stoolpresidente Appears the only people doing that for you are wearing dog callers. Go get your leash chump. Bow wow.

@0wen_13 @GamblerAssassin FanDuel typically has the most NHL bet options of those three. DK and MGM rarely have late game live Team Goal lines

I’m on Blues over 4.5 Team total in regulation 🏒. Been taking it slow lately, but the next couple weeks you’ll see some big plays from me. I love the end of NHL season.

4-5 yesterday -> Meh 6-0 today -> Oh yes The DAWGS are back: DEL +15.5 MIA +2.5 VT +1.5 ISU +4 DAY +1 TCU +1.5

Okay okay, now for the real picks. Everyone knows that basketball games during the day don’t count. THE NIGHT OF THE UNDERDOG: NMSU +6.5 SPU +18 IND +2.5 CREI +2 SF + 2 AKR +13.5

Don’t look back. The systems say ->>> Marquette +3.5 New Mexico State +6.5 Indiana +2.5

BREAKING: It’s March. Lomby has been putting in the leg work this season (80-58-1 all time on NCABB) and we have golden nugs for the masses. Follow along and make some money with us. First 🔒? ->> Boise +3 🔥🔥🔥

Rutgers / Wake Under 48.5 🏈

@GamblerAssassin They pushed that one over 7 so quick

South Carolina -6.5

@GamblerAssassin 👀

Minnesota -6.5 first half 🏈

@GamblerAssassin BetMGM 💪

Nevada / WMU under 17.5 first Q -145 🏈

@GamblerAssassin Just in time 💪

Wyoming 1st Q ML. -155 on MGM, should be more like -200. 🏈

@CoachGeneChizik Coach, could you explain how college offensive linemen are taking food from children? Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen.

Every scholarship offensive lineman at UT will get $50,000/yr with new NIL deal. Not to mention the 200,000 education. Americans struggle finding $50,000 jobs to feed their children. Next it’s 100,000/player with no end in sight. Flawed system!!!! Most $$ wins! #WordsofChizdom

@tdonovan010 @evan_b

@evan_b Is Darth Vader holding the camera?

Dillon Brooks’ full comments on the officiating tonight for the Grizzlies-Mavericks. It was raw after he was ejected for the first time this season but he decried the lack of consistency, protecting the players and more.

@CoachRiIey @cbreynolds_ @Ross_Goodman LINCOLN IS THAT YOU?!?

Tennessee when Kiffin left, Schiano Sunday, and Tennessee firing Pruitt and losing 25 kids off the roster all would qualify.

LOMBY IS 10-4 LAST TWO WEEKS THIS WEEK’s CFB PICKS: IOWA +3.5 COLO +24.5 FSU +9.5 UTEP +10.5 UK +1.5 MISS +3 🔒 (2u) PSU +19.5

@3YearLetterman They're on the 6 yard line, coach

Alabama is out gaining Tennessee 434-218 and is up 7? How the hell is that even possible?

Lomby is BACK and coming off a 5-1 week. Lock it in with Lomby this week. ILL +23.5 WF -3.5 VT -3 OKST +7 UNM +20 COLO +8.5 SDSU +3.5 SC +20

Ole Miss fans are pelting the floor with trash.

Did Alontae Taylor have free cookies on his mind biting on that double move??? We’ll never know. That’s my problem with incentive based NILs.