Me and The Honorable Judge Hoodtact had a VERY successful meeting today, some would say it was the MOST successful, and frankly, I agree. The FAKE NEWS media will try and tell you that it was "pointless" but do not let them lead you astray.
WOW! As expected, the United States Senate is the most popular institution of the U.S. Government. Despite the attempts by the haters, looters, and otherwise unpatriotic individuals, the TRUE PATRIOTS have pulled through and shown their support for the BEST branch of Congress.
I am asking for everyone at the Governor's Mansion to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!
I have always supported the small businesses of America, and earlier today I had the absolute pleasure to visit the Syntax Pizza Place, where I was served by the always incredible goodbugggatti.
Earlier today it was my honor to observe some of our brave troops on a military exercise. I was joined by a member of my Secret Service Detail, along with my priest and Captain ChangesInLatitudes of the USS Antietam.