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I need a nap.

Apologies sarge, I let the real me slip out for a moment.

@A1phonious Won the bet this time! Liam’s first really clear “Da-da” 😭 Yes my hair is a bird nest, it’s 6am, if I don’t change him in the crib he likes to try to lunge off the changing table 😭

This made me LOL at work

@D353RT_J3D1 @FeelYouHappy @KasieAnnLang They typically don’t do chest compressions on newborns to stimulate the first breath. They do sternum rubs, or rough (ish) palpating like what he’s done.

@FeelYouHappy @KasieAnnLang This is wild that he is doing this by himself (with videographer) and not in a team. Also, what a strange way to do chest compressions, but it certainly seems to work in this case. He apparently has to do this a lot by himself, because he has zero panic. Where is this?

Baby back to life, no panic no rush, a professional who is aware of his duties. Remarkable🙏

Actual comedy.

@TheOneVoyager @HellaversePrime A tier rage bait, I won’t lie. Not S tier. But you were close.

@HellaversePrime End this blasphemous show. And never make another one. I rebuke every person involved with this in the name of Jesus. Repent.

The final chapter is coming. Hazbin Hotel will return for a fifth and final season, see you at checkout.

I kept catching a whiff of a scent I really enjoy and I’m like, “Damn, something smells nice!” It’s me. I took a shower after the gym and used a Sweet Pea body wash I forgot I had. A welcome surprise.

憂鬱な気分になっている人に見て欲しい動画

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

@A1phonious id never take this off either

Whichever goblin passed RSV around my baby’s daycare, which then got my husband sick, which then got me sick.. I hope they step on a Lego. Baby, adult, idgaf. You deserve that Lego. This is ass.

Pregnancy has to be the worst debuff a woman can naturally experience, not only do our immune systems get absolutely nerfed, but most meds are blacklisted for use. I really am just out here on 2HP & a dream.

Official USAF ALS grad photos dropped 😎 the flash is not kind to my paleness 😭

Jujutsu kaisen episodes this season are just banger after banger wtf

True resiliency is trying to eat cookies as a little snack in the morning instead of a meal, instantly feeling nauseous because your Lima bean of a 7w old baby doesn’t want anything to do with it, but resisting the urge and NOT throwing up at your office desk.

Rare W for wittle old me??? There is light at the end of the tunnel. Freedom drops 3/1/2027 🔥 Well, freedom-ish. Then I enter the corporate world.. 😭

Joker in a durag and a bust down might be the scariest thing in human history🤣

Sending silly reels is my love language, sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️