N.I.Veteran

Obama and his beautiful wife Michelle ended racism forever in 2008 & 2012. Then Trump and his plastic trophy wife brought it back again in 2016. Never forget this, MAGA. You have to live with this on your conscience.

Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just pure love.

@sturgios Feck away off. There's wiser eating grass ffs.

Tom Skinner’s men walking for mental health events - they look like West Ham fans in a post apocalyptic world searching for a football match that’s no longer being played

We British citizens have been utterly let down by this country we love! But now it’s gone beyond a joke! 🤬🇬🇧 This government is actively prosecuting our own military veterans, men and women who risked everything, followed orders, and did their duty in the service of the Crown. So tell me… why the hell would ANY young person want to join our Armed Forces today? Why would they swear to defend a nation that turns around and throws its heroes to the wolves the moment the political wind changes? 🤷‍♀️ It’s never the men in suits who pay the price, is it? 🤬 They’re the ones who take us to war, safe behind their desks, in their warm offices, with their pensions and their photo-ops, while our lads and lasses bleed in the dirt. Then, years later, the same suits sign the papers to drag those same soldiers through the courts. This isn’t leadership. This is betrayal!!! 🤬 If you treat your veterans like criminals for doing what you sent them to do, don’t be surprised when no one wants to stand in the line of fire for you anymore. 😤🇬🇧 @VoWalesOfficial @VickyRichterUSA @_AdvanceUK #StandByOurVeterans #BritainDeservesBetter

Kick US troops off UK bases NOW.

Oh dear, it appears that I've upset some Koppites with one of my jokes. Anyway, I went shopping and picked up a can of Raid fly spray. I asked the smartarse behind the counter, "Is this stuff any good for flies?" She replied, "no, it kills them!" Fecksake. 🤣🤣🤣

Traffic jam in North West Welshest Wales. 🤣🤣

@SageDespatches Trying to shake the shite out of their trousers.

Why do they always do the clipity clopity stamping feet thing?

Getting harder to get a doctors appointment these days.. ☎️ "Hello, and thank you for calling the surgery. Please select from the following options.. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9... 🤷🏼😁😁😁

I think I've found a Tesla car key if anyone has lost it? 🤣🤣

Today, some friends invited me to join them on a 5 mile run, so I made a list of things that I'll need. . . . 1. New friends. 🤣🤣

MULLAHS HANG Iranian Women for refusing the hijab…while their OWN DAUGHTERS party half-naked…dancing in luxury Western Clubs on the blood of the executed. Rules for the Slaves…but not for the tyrants’ princesses. DEPORT them back to their Shitholes.

IRA terrorists.. still walking free.. While 54 years later .. former British 🇬🇧 soldiers . often 19 and 20 year old young men .. carrying out their duties on our behalf.. still hounded by this @UKLabour Government.. led by another damn ‘lawyer’ @Keir_Starmer back in Court ! This is an absolute disgrace and the @UKLabour @LibDems MPs who supported reversing the law which we changed, to protect these soldiers.. Should be ashamed of themselves..

Just a late night thought but..... What did they call electric eels before we had electricity? 🤔 😅

I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew'). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.' And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. 😉😉

I went to the world's smallest zoo yesterday to find they only had one animal. A dog. Yes, it was a Shih tzu. 🤣🤣

@Fatbaldbloke1 🤣🤣🤣

"Who put this massive Wagon Wheel across my tomb entrance?!" "Had to eat my way out"

My dog lets out a little bit of wee when she sees me after a few days not seeing me. None of my friends do that. I think that my friends really need to up their game!! 🤣🤣🤣

@ejames500 @Stevieboyj1000 Dumb and Dumber?