im not a witch im ur wife

vampire and a tropical bird

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

Google has removed Black History and Pride Month. Updated Google map to Gulf of America. So, what's an alternative search engine and map? Screw Google

Samuel L Jackson was an usher at MLK's funeral and a literal Black Panther and that seems important to point out to people who fully missed the point.

Awkward

The single most important article yet published on Trump's second term, by two scholars who since 2016 have been consistently correct in anticipating Trump's effect on our political system. Everyone should read it.

@michelleranch_ Wut

slithering serpent

Referring to Heidi’s purs - Levi “sounds like subwoofer”

Andy walked in on me wiping my butt hole yesterday & we haven’t spoke since - someone I know

Why is my dad asking what bars I’ve been to in livonia like in what world

Veronica mars theme song on at wind jam

Olivia brain nuclear weapon. Xtreme power concentrated

Friend: omg I forgot my purse Me: Merce is in the purse Friend: what? Me: K

Is dudek even real

So let me get this straight… Heather Gay lied to cover up being assaulted by a felon, prompting an HR investigation, all the while blaming production — putting employees at risk for termination but the fan page is where Bravo drew the line? This is… wild!!! #RHSLC

What an audience! The Bucs vs. Lions game averaged 40.4 million viewers on NBC. At its peak in the final minutes, 49.1 million people tuned into the broadcast. It was the most-watched NBC Sports NFL Divisional game since 1994.

Ready for rhoslc tonight