Garry Maclean

@LPXIOP Anybody remember that time when boris got caught getting dropped off, then jogging to the hotel. jimmy saville did the same.

My jaw is hurting from utter *cringe* that Andy Burnham rang the press for a "photo op" while jogging Fucking games gone... Mate, we're supposed to detest and mock you AFTER you become PM, not before 😆

@ClownWorld Phoning the operator to tell them to get off the line because there's a train coming.

What’s the one thing from your childhood that today’s kids will never experience?

@empire_res66190 Not even a good human being!

Be honest, do you think Boris Johnson made a good Prime Minister.?

@Gosleepriya 95

Tell me the umber that is greater than 46 by moving just one stick ? 0.00001% will be succeessed

@EmilySm43 3am! If I wasn't married I'd get up but maybe dose off at around 3:45 to suddenly jolt waken up to go pee. Think about needless shirt till 5:45 6am time to go... 😵‍💫

Be brutally honest 🤔

@MAVERIC68078049 ✋️

Does anybody else feel like this cruise ship story is fake?

@TaraBull Blahh blahh blah de blahhhh 🤫

World Health Organization: "This is not Coronavirus. This is a very different virus… this is not the start of a COVID pandemic."

@oelma__ Old Yellar.

What’s her rap name❓

@otokyo__ I'll do if for £1 or the designated amount to charity of my choice.

You’re offered $2 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

@Sweet_Kristy101 Can I please gave A 2, 4 and 6 please 👌

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

@benonwine A ton of feathers.

What are you Throwing him?

@Mofoman360 David Bellamy, got cancelled for having an opinion and wouldn't change his mind where the other David read the script.

Who’s the best David Bellamy OBE or Sir David Attenborough

@TaraBull Epstein files has just disappeared during these files that we have seen for years!!

What has shocked you the most from the UFO files drop?

@Urgent_Russia24 One of the best leaders of modern times.

Can you tell who this adorable little one is?

@GrahamAllen Please send Ivermectin to the uk 🙏 help us defend ourselves.

President Trump says he's been briefed on Hantavirus—UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL I EVER “LOCKDOWN.” "It's very much, we hope, under control."

@MattPinner_ No

Do you believe Jesus is real? A. Absolutely Yes B. No

@Neccccy Don't walk, please sprint away.

“I’m not going to walk away and plunge the country into chaos “ YOU CAUSED THE FUCKING CHAOS YOU NARCISSISTIC PRICK

@EricLDaugh The Gulf of America..........

🚨 JUST NOW: Sec. Marco Rubio drops a massive warning to the WHOLE WORLD "You better have more than strongly worded STATEMENTS!" "Are you gonna normalize a country claiming to control an international water? Then that precedent will be repeated a DOZEN OTHER PLACES." "Iran now claims that they own, that they have a right to control an international waterway. They claim that they have a right to control it." "What is the world going to do about that? Is the world going to accept that Iran now controls an international waterway? Because if the world is prepared to accept that, then be ready!" "Because there's like 10 other countries that are going to start doing the same thing in their international waterways or in international waterways near their countries."

@AntiLeftMemes Never seem a waist that big.

@OliLondonTV He sang a song Stay with me. Listen to the lyrics and ask what happened!

Non- binary singer Sam Smith shares photo of his Met Gala dress.