Gareeb Aadmi

Ghar mein computer toh nahi hai, par mouse bohat hain.

Paise aa gaye doston. Main ja raha hoon Bhel Puri khaane, aaj tak maine sirf Bhel aadhi khayi thi @sliceit_ #ProjectPayback x.com/sliceit_/statu…

Udhaari itni badh gayi thi ki 2015 se munh chhupa ke ghoom raha hoon. Lekin ab yeh sab bandh. Jiski jo bhi udhari hai batao, main sab lautaoonga #ProjectPayback

@vivekagnihotri mere ghar mat aana. Hamaare paas kam kapde hain. Meri biwi beti ko dekh ke kahin aapka dimaag na Kharab ho jaye.

@vivekagnihotri sir na mere paas paise na, na ghar, aur na Khana, uske bawajood Main Aapki tarah auraton ko harass nahi karta.

Mera beta bada hoke kisi Shehar mein 10 Rupay leke jaana chahta hai.

Main raat ko macchar se bachne ke liye bas pray karta hoon.

Main Shaadion mein nahi naachta kyunki usse khana pach jata hai.

Aaj kuch crunchy khaane ka mann tha toh sookhey pattey chaba liye.

Main makkhio ke khaane pe baith ta hoon.

Karni Sena ne jo bus jalai, usi bus ke paas soke main thand se Bach Gaya.

ATM ki technology ka ek fayda toh hai. AC mein sone ko mil jata hai.

Kam se kam metro mein Leke toh gaye. Mere Malik toh paidal pahunchne ko Bol dete hain. x.com/tarekfatah/sta…

Maalik ke ghar mein LED lights hain aur mere ghar mein Traffic lights.

Ambani ki jitni ek din ki kamai hai utni toh main har roz sapne mein uda deta hoon.

Mujhe kahin jaane ke liye kapde badalne nahi, bas pehanne padte hain.

Maalik ke joote ka talwa saaf hona chahiye, taaki mere gaal na gande ho.

Joota badey size ka dena, pairo ke sath baaki samaan bhi aajayega.

Jabse har jagah sauchalya bane hain, khuley mein nahi sona padta.

Twitter waalo, extra 140 chracters ke badley, roti mil sakti hai?

Main bohat bada feminist hoon. Apni biwi ko same treat karta hoon. Main aur woh dono Bhookey rehte hain.