Garrett Ulrich
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Garrett Ulrich
@GarrettJokes
Just do it already…
Long Beach, CA Katılım Eylül 2013
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🇮🇱 BIBI IS ALIVE
They said he was dead, but then rose after 3 days..with only 5 fingers in each hand.
Benjamin Netanyahu speaking:
“What did you ask me? You think they’re not saying online that Bibi is dead?
I’m crazy about coffee. You know what else? I’m crazy about my people.
The way they’re behaving is fantastic.
Do you want to count the number of fingers? You can show them. Here.
Cheers.
Do you think the message to people going outside is to get some fresh air?
Yes, go out for some air — but stay near a protected shelter.
Your resilience is amazing. It gives strength to me, to the government, to the IDF, and to the Mossad.
We are doing things that I cannot share right now, but we are striking Iran very hard — even today — and also continuing in Lebanon.
You’re telling me to keep going? I’m telling all of you — you keep going too.
Continue to follow the Home Front Command instructions at all times. Always stay close to a protected space.
We will ease restrictions whenever possible.
And thank you for the coffee — it’s excellent. I’m not sure about the calories though. That looks very dangerous.”
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@InBijanWeTrust @Joejoezone1 You didn't say anything about him playing QB! I love Penix but this shit is ridiculous and I am glad they didn't put him in again after this
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@Joejoezone1 Laughing at him dragging his dick in the dirt to try and get a tackle ≠ hate
Take a deep breath brother it’ll be alright
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@Travon I can’t tell what’s the most offensive the slur, the beat, or the flow
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Imagine bathing yourself in the entirety of Blackness and Black culture to participate in a Black art form that your people constantly bash, just to be racist towards Black people when country music is literally already sitting right there for you.
Make it make sense. 🤣
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes
“Choppers on my hip, make them n***ers lean back”— MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow using the n-word in a music video off his new album: “Make America White Again”
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Might be the only time Diggs scores this year
TMZ@TMZ
Congratulations to Cardi B, who announced that she is PREGNANT with Stefon Diggs' baby! 👏 tmz.me/h8qJjgf
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Any person who must tell you they are very smart in the twitter bio… must be a dumbass
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Mollie@MZHemingway
All public universities should be required to have minimum 50% of their staff be conservative professors by spring 2026. In each department.
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