Garrett Ulrich

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Garrett Ulrich

@GarrettJokes

Just do it already…

Long Beach, CA Katılım Eylül 2013
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This is your brain on drugs…
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Mossad Commentary
Mossad Commentary@MOSSADil·
🇮🇱 BIBI IS ALIVE They said he was dead, but then rose after 3 days..with only 5 fingers in each hand. Benjamin Netanyahu speaking: “What did you ask me? You think they’re not saying online that Bibi is dead? I’m crazy about coffee. You know what else? I’m crazy about my people. The way they’re behaving is fantastic. Do you want to count the number of fingers? You can show them. Here. Cheers. Do you think the message to people going outside is to get some fresh air? Yes, go out for some air — but stay near a protected shelter. Your resilience is amazing. It gives strength to me, to the government, to the IDF, and to the Mossad. We are doing things that I cannot share right now, but we are striking Iran very hard — even today — and also continuing in Lebanon. You’re telling me to keep going? I’m telling all of you — you keep going too. Continue to follow the Home Front Command instructions at all times. Always stay close to a protected space. We will ease restrictions whenever possible. And thank you for the coffee — it’s excellent. I’m not sure about the calories though. That looks very dangerous.”
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Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT@jmthrivept·
I have an idea. Funnel 10+ targets to Kyle Williams. Just because.
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Maybe Daniel Jones should try not fumbling
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Can Joe Falcco play both ways? Bengals need bodies on defense
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Don’t worry about Nabers guys… 😢
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@InBijanWeTrust @Joejoezone1 You didn't say anything about him playing QB! I love Penix but this shit is ridiculous and I am glad they didn't put him in again after this
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@Joejoezone1 Laughing at him dragging his dick in the dirt to try and get a tackle ≠ hate Take a deep breath brother it’ll be alright
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This shit is frying me Penix was acting like he’s allergic to tackling
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@Travon I can’t tell what’s the most offensive the slur, the beat, or the flow
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Travon Free@Travon·
Imagine bathing yourself in the entirety of Blackness and Black culture to participate in a Black art form that your people constantly bash, just to be racist towards Black people when country music is literally already sitting right there for you. Make it make sense. 🤣
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes

“Choppers on my hip, make them n***ers lean back”— MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow using the n-word in a music video off his new album: “Make America White Again”

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This country is over if we can’t even all argee that the less Jimmy Kimmel the better….
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Welcome to the Naberhood!!!!!
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If I see a white podcaster I think I hope they are qualified…
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🇺🇸 snarky quips get you clipped 🇺🇸
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