Garrett Storms

That Sam Girard trade has looked absolutely awful

God damnit Stuart Skinner

What the actual fuck

Watching Stuart Skinner play playoff hockey is punishment for the bad I’ve done in life.

Gave the ball to his sister with zero hesitation 🥹

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

Oh ya and Stu Skinner - Maybe it’s time to learn how to make a save through a screen?????????? #:(

The Cardiac Canadians lived up to their names. How many of you were yelling at your TVs to throw the rock? Oh baby for sure. Golden.

~2005-2015 is the greatest era of NHL goaltending. We used to watch Gods play net. Lundqvist Price Luongo Rinne Rask Kiprusoff Brodeur Miller Quick Fleury

@Tys35 The golden age of goaltending

2.8 SECONDS LEFT I’ve never seen anything like that. That was chaos. Canada was clearly the shot rock. Mark Ideson left no doubt. The Canadian wheelchair curling team goes undefeated to win Paralympic gold. Outstanding,

GOLD FOR CANADA!!!!! 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 Congratulations to Mark Ideson, Jon Thurston, Ina Forrest, Collinda Joseph and Gil Dash who battled hard all week long and went undefeated to bring home the gold medal! We are so proud of you!!! Player photos via @CDNParalympics

The CARDIAC CANADIANS!!! What a win!!!!!

CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN THE CANADIAN WHEELCHAIR CURLING TEAM HAS WON GOLD. THEY ARE PARALYMPIC CHAMPIONS. THEY WENT UNDEFEATED. CANADA DEFEATS CHINA IN A THRILLER.

@StoolBaseball @RealCGriff @RealCGriff Sweet eyebrows dude

USA Beat Canada AGAIN, And It's Honestly Getting A Bit Sad At This Point @RealCGriff s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@Tys35 Watching him move around the net actually brings daggers to my eyes. I can’t believe how much every single limb is going in different directions on simple movements. Mind blowing.

@GarrettStorms In the immediate aftermath of the trade, I thought there was no way it represented an upgrade. As I heard more data over the next couple days, I was hopeful it represented an upgrade, but not a significant one. I didn’t expect it to be such a large downgrade

2014

@Tys35 Thank goodness, I really thought there was a chance we were comparing apples to apples as of now. Jarry is the WORST

@GarrettStorms I will absolutely concede that MAF does not belong here. Having said that, it was right in the midst of his mid-career dip and appropriate at the time

So glad all my Edmonton friends can watch the pain I’ve had to endure as a Pens fan with Tristan Jarry. It doesn’t get better. Trust me