Garry

Is it just natural behaviour that when you have a girlfriend they just chat absolute shite to you and expect you to be interested

Jordan Pickford is sat in the Everton dressing room literally trying to scratch his head at what just happend. But he can't...... COS HE'S ONLY GOT LITTLE ARMS!!!

It says everything about the state the glazers have put the club in, when we have to rely solely on 18 year old Mason Greenwood to try and save us embarrassment at home to Burnley. Squad needs strengthening ASAP

@StevoBornRed Yes. Made to look worse due to the fact he has either Phil jones or victor Lindelof next to him

I’ve nothing against Phil Jones as a person and I know it’s not his fault he gets picked but he makes me feel like doing a U Turn in the middle of the M61 when I see him in the starting 11

@GarryLongshaw #BigRed #GoingTheGame

Literally, every single one of these are 🛎 ends.. if you make money from your own clubs downfall then you are the biggest c u next Tuesday about

@mollyadawson Not everyone is born with the same opportunities as others.. i.e surroundings, family, friends... it’s not hard to understand just get your head out your ass

Loooool Defo Dre, he snitched every 2 episodes unprovoked

@CallumPickett0 @Zak_Everton

@stilly_Ptown Never seen you play it but I imagine it’s one of them weird games you’re good at

@GarryLongshaw Like me at con club in brig that

WHAT!!!

😍😍😍 #EVENEW

Manchester United should look to cash in on David de Gea this summer and make Dean Henderson their starter. De Gea is way past his best and United can probably still get good money from him. Dean Henderson, meanwhile, is still only 22 and has a brilliant future ahead.

What track reminds you of your city?

@Zak_Everton @fun88eng Hahahah I thought same sound abit like the smiths

@GarryLongshaw @fun88eng Is it weird the only thing I got from that is what’s that tune?

Newcastle at Goodison Park tonight twitter.com/Taula_/status/…

@a_d94 @karlburke6 On ya bike fruit bowl head leave the grown ups to talk

Am I asking too much or could this be a good week. Beat the dingles tomorrow, move within 3 points of top 4 and get Bruno over the line come Friday? I must be mad

@2royalblackness Ya still shite