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@BryanHuntingto3 @shitpost_2049 You’ve clearly never upgraded to a new Windows OS

@shitpost_2049 Just remember, this is the worst it will ever be at closing the dishwasher.

@LeVeonBell Remember Me. If you see that ending coming I’ll eat my fucking hat!

I’m in desperate need of a movie where the plot twist so crazy that I will be thinking bout it weeks after watching the movie 👀

@sadiqkhzn @Rainmaker1973

@Rainmaker1973 ok, adventure time

Explorers have found a curious geological formation that looks like a giant doorway, located in the Dzungarian Alatau Mountains of Kazakhstan.

@RapSheet Anybody check in on @CameronNewton or @danorlovsky7 yet?

The #Patriots and Drake Maye are headed to the Super Bowl.

@reecebrah My man’s whole personality is based on his Spotify Wrapped.

Never trust a man who uses Apple Music It’s for women and homosexuals Spotify is the only choice for trustworthy men Loyal for years Never taking the “get 3 months of free Apple Music” bait Rock solid.

@DanLifshatz I’m also suspending my purchase of the Yankees for the time being.

@kendramiddleton My VER ticket today appreciates it.

McLaren is so dumb for this shit

@rohit8055f1 @Tolkienlegacy

@Tolkienlegacy Movie name?

She's feeling it too🥹❤️

@kendramiddleton 5 minutes for basic math?

Embrace Thanksgiving debate: is it more impressive for the average adult to

@kendramiddleton Aren’t they watching this live right now?

The European mind could not comprehend x.com/fsh733/status/…

@DanLifshatz A gentlemen’s tie??

Ill be seeing the Commanders run D in my sleep God fucking damnit

@DanLifshatz Tua can still pull out the loss. Believe!!

Fun way to lose Commanders

I’m losing my mind watching this game oh my god

@kendramiddleton celebrating the win

@DanLifshatz That was the only way that could have possibly ended lol

Oh my god

@diag_72 @Rainmaker1973 Don’t forget 1 hour would include the time to come up to speed and slow down 🤣

@Rainmaker1973 5.440 km/h? 4.5x the speed of sound? In a train? 🤣🤣🤣

A $20 trillion project proposes a 3,400-mile underwater tunnel connecting London and New York, potentially reducing a 7-hour flight to a 1-hour train ride.

@DanLifshatz Any of those outfielders able to throw a cutter?

He done

@kendramiddleton I notice you talk about sports. Ever thought of a career in radio?

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Fun fact. Gamers have logged more than 25 billion hours, equivalent to 2.85 million years, playing Call of Duty—surpassing the entire timeline of human history.

@Rainmaker1973 Alien: A newborn trying to understand the world while everything seems intent on killing it.

Which movie?