Gary Bahlami

Real reason why all these fighters r slipping in the ufc fight today. Enough with the oil @PFTCommenter

@breedelio Leave the city

Added Chase DeLauter to my list today

Is there anybody holding the Cubs bullpen accountable? @barstoolcarl

@PalmerDesigns_ @realfromtheboat Update?

@realfromtheboat Let me check with my sources and see if he is trying to.

Anyone who boo'd Durbin is a loser.

@Michigander1426 @stoolgambling @MeganMakinMoney @DKSportsbook Good thing she stinks at gambling Michigan ML sounds pretty good right about now

@stoolgambling @MeganMakinMoney @DKSportsbook There’s gonna be a whole lot of people losing money on Saturday betting on Arizona

. @MeganMakinMoney makes her pick for Arizona vs Michigan Odds via @DKSportsbook

@stoolgambling @MeganMakinMoney @DKSportsbook Fade

@audisyif Good thing most people’s hair is not spaghetti

Don’t brush your hair while it’s wet!

@Sophiaapmo Whenever me and @ronniegulags get in a cart together

Mam The Golf Course is That Way 👉🏼😉

@MeganMakinMoney @EddieBarstool @KaticMichael @danabeers Can’t pick a winner. Can’t spell.

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP it’s the 3rd or the month ☀️

April fools bitch.

I’m not gonna cum

@soyhallie When I was 7 my mom took me to the park, the zoo, maybe a museum. Never to a political rally….

@lexilafleur See something say something

Lifetime ban from all NHL arenas immediately. It’s literally in the NHL Fan Code of Conduct. If you ever see behavior like this at a game, alert staff. Unacceptable.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Nah

What the hell is this?

@BleacherJeff @ajgrim04 Liar

@ajgrim04 I did work early and took half day

W 3

@Stool_analytics Dave isn’t mean he’s just an idiot. Mintzy deserves to be all the way to the right

@TheRealJBill @cubsfanscentral @TColvinLived tap in here

@GaryBahlami @cubsfanscentral “I got water for 3, they’ve got water for 6” The man is a poet and a business genius

three years ago today, i was financially violated at wrigley field for ordering a $30 double vodka lemonade

@floydianship @jimsoxfan ?

@GaryBahlami @jimsoxfan Never said he’s washed lol

Meanwhile Caleb Durbin is 0-12.

@SetupManBrian 2$

Putting this up on eBay for $2,900. Will take best offer here

@floydianship @jimsoxfan I’ve read your tweets 5 times you’re bitching saying he’s washed after 5 games. If you watched the games (you didn’t) he is barreling balls. Not saying barrels are results but the balls are going to fall and batting average is not the stat you want. It’s a very long season.

@GaryBahlami @jimsoxfan Says the idiot bitching after 5 games lol

@floydianship @jimsoxfan You’re an idiot

@GaryBahlami @jimsoxfan It’s also a 162 game season lol