Gary Kerr

New purchase and had to be for today #MayTheFourth #StarWarsDay2026 #DarthVader

@ThatsFootballTV I have no time for this prick and I thought my opinion of him was as low as you can get but well done for finding another level 🤣

If you could relegate two clubs from the Premier League, and get rid of two more so the size of the league is 18 clubs... Which four teams would you get rid of? 👇

@VanessaWishart1 @McDonaldsUK @ubereats_uk @LBofHavering Are you for real? They can't control people's actions. Why don't you harass your local MP and the government for the way society has gone to shit and that there's very little respect. People are the problem, not the companies.

Dear @McDonaldsUK and @ubereats_uk I would be most grateful if you would remind your customers that it’s not sociable to dump the packaging of your order in a @LBofHavering children’s park. Many thanks.

@Grabobs_ @TheDailyDraught Never for me but then again, I don't look for it. I'm going back soon so I shall check it out 😊 I don't mind being wrong 🤣

@GaryKerr_78 @TheDailyDraught Iv seen it a number of time in Bruges 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is Stella the worst Belgian beer?

@NUFC Fixed it for you #HawayTheLads

United 💪

Give us a GIF to sum up today’s game #SAFC 👇

Get them all on the alpacin Regis. They all need to be shoulder length at a minimum for the first day of pre-season #SAFC

🔴⚪️ Dan Ballard has seen a red card for Sunderland. Was that deserved? 📲Live text: bbc.in/4w6INbi #SAFC | #WOLSUN

@SunderlandAFC Yeah it's petty but even every inch of that pitch is covered with a camera. Having seen a few incidents lately, Ballard needs a slap for doing it.

Dan Ballard is shown a straight red card after a VAR review.

That red card is utter woke nonsense. Not for what Ballard did the stupid fool. More that there's far too many men now on the footy pitch with long hair to pull 🤣 short back and sides all-round #safc #wolsun

Watching @Wrexham_AFC @Boro game and it's utter madness that George Dobson could be a premier League player next season 🤯atrocious player for #safc

@JayWTx972 @BamaSaltyMarine It's better than feeling something up there and realising you've 2 hands on your shoulders

@BamaSaltyMarine It’s probably better than them sticking their head up there to see😂

We have X-Rays to see bones, ultrasounds to see babies, and a MRI to see the brain. Is a finger in the ass really necessary for a prostate exam?

This has hit harder than any other celebrity death 😭😭😭 what a dude Ted was

@TheDailyDraught None and then have a whisky

Which whiskey would you pick?

@7cecee Obviously does wonders this stuff

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Do men actually think this is funny? Horrid sexism aside, it's shite banter.

@FabrizioRomano Burnley-hee

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@BBCMOTD Was a foul but his actions after the touch is what got it reversed. In no way was it a hand ball either. Also, Simeone is one petulant bugger.

@JohnWight1 You absolute fucking wet wipe

This is outrageous. The guy is clearly incapacitated on the ground, having rightfully and thankfully been tased, yet two police officers are repeatedly kicking him in the head. Who do they think they are: members of the IDF?