Gary Voicemail

“Service Interuption” That’s why soccer should be on cable #DAZN

My favourite thing about Uber is talking euro football. Parked in front of my house for 1/2 hour. Gonna miss you Wayne Rooney.

ROONEY!!!

A circle is just a polygon with an infinite number of sides. Just.

I love my job in construction! Yesterday, I called the stockyard, I ordered a bag of bananas. Today, I got exactly what I ordered.

Our pals Creep Wave, Cheap Whine, Disasterbaters & Mental Fix are playing at @HouseofTarg tonight. @GaryVoicemail spinning records!

Teenage Spaceman ooh yeah

@ottawaexplosion Gross Pointe/Buck Biloxi/Patsy's Rats/Flintettes/Fashionism/Miscalculations/Teledrome/King Tuff/Games/Giuda/Line Traps

New band name: Giant Hogweed

Dear @beausallnatural Thank you for giving @WhiteWires rock'n'roll super powers at the #oxw. The Explosion brew was really really good!!

Things I heard on the jobsite. "Reading is for rich people."

Second round of OXW bands announced! ottawaexplosion.com @Punknews @exclaimnews @maxrnr @RazorcakeGorsky #OXW

@kiddeanamite @jordyoswald you gotta come to the Ottawa Explosion

@kiddeanamite @jordyoswald I have postophobia. You coming to ottawa anytime soon?

@jordyoswald @kiddeanamite I might actually have a copy left

I thought 50 Shades of Grey was about concrete construction.

"He got caught red handed. Covered in bloody bullshit." Gary Hackjob

As cold as a Canadian doorknob in January.

Hey motherfucker who broke into my truck last and stole my coffee money and my iPod...you made it on my list.

Voulez vuvuzela vec moi?