Grumpy by nature

I’m not convinced by this #DrWho storyline. I grew up in Sheffield. The locals would kick the shit out of giant spiders. No messing.

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

Respectfully, I don't think cooking together is romantic. Please move tf out of my way. One person cooks, the other sits at the counter and drinks wine and says things like "that smells so good" or "I love the things you cook."

If you need to explain why you want to withdraw your own money from your bank, it's not your money anymore.

@clumsyoaf33 100% with you on bathroom windows.

•Designer clothes/shoes •Caviar •A Lamborghini •A house with no bathroom window •A really big house (I prefer cosy) •Raspberries •Crocs •Plastic surgery

Young Scottish Highland cows the cutest cows ever! 📸 chloemayirvine

@n_l_gill Geese at your Parkrun? Not sure I could beat them. *Adds to list.*

@Garythegrump There was a volunteer shouting at kids to “GET OFFFFFFF THE PAAAAAAAAAATH” in the middle of a park and a guy doing some questionable warm-up lunges in the kids play area. The geese were allowed to be on the path though. Just no kids. In a park.

Some people take Parkrun so seriously.

@mand_brun2 Blimey. No wonder you need two coffees.

Somebody passed me some reading material while I have my coffee

i’ll never stop being obsessed with this like what would possess you to create this omfg😭

@BrydonN2 Probably more accurate to say that we “inbreed” them. 🫤

There’s 2 loud mouthed Brit knobs in the BA lounge … we do breed them … #capetown

@NotSoSlummy Isn’t that just a bizarre situation? My wife and I have all sort of food and drink differences. When we drink white wine, I open two different bottles as we have different tastes. It’s not hard.

@kazzydoodah That’s my kind of lawnmower. Quality.

@theblackcatsays That is simply awesome!

Florence made me this for Mother's day 🥰

I haven’t stopped laughing at this. If he thinks this makes him attractive to women, then he has no idea. A considerate, interesting personality and a sense of humour will beat this approach. Every day of the week. 😂 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@ChrisMurphyCT "When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus." -Ancient Turkish proverb

@msloobylou You should watch Clarkson’s Farm.

And people still tell me to watch Clarkson’s Farm

#crufts2026 is just mad. I swear that they are just making up all of these breeds. Never heard of 90% of them.

@NotSoSlummy Sex goal itself sounds weird. Kind of childish. Presumably the bloke?