garyholmes

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garyholmes

garyholmes

@Garywittering

Retired academic. Various boards & trusts. Iffy guitarist. Ropey jokes. Crusty views.

North East, England Katılım Aralık 2013
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Comic Relief tandem, Belsay today.
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This is a tough neighbourhood: poor Darth Maul was jumped by a couple of muggers in PJs.
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@Graemethedean Quite so. I blame the kit: You wouldn’t want to be walking from the station to the ground on a rainy day wearing ‘canary-and-lime-green’! Imagine the banter! No wonder they can’t fill their end.
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It was bad enough being told it was BOO-DICKER when we grew up with BOWDER-SEE-ERR but now we are being told by the BBC that her gang was the EYE-KEEN-EYE!!! I thought the organs of the establishment were managed by people with a decent classical education?
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Corriedale. Bit of a curates egg. Lots of excitement and plot advancement. However, if like us you know nothing of Emmerdale then half of it was annoyingly opaque!
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@Paulrickeard Two seemingly well poached eggs lurking behind the hash brown? Healthy looking ensemble!
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@Paulrickeard Congrats on the gong Paul. I hope to see you wearing same at Breakfast!
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Phrases which illustrate the gulf between what TV chefs say - and what most of us - bound to the big supermarkets like slaves to a Galley - can do: “get your butcher to…”, ‘Higher welfare pancetta”, ‘Your fishmonger will tell you”. And don’t get me started on fennel pollen.
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Peter Robert Kay@peterkay111·
A very merry Christmas to all who celebrate it in whatever way. To friends of non-christiam faiths and no faith I wish you a calm and peaceful time during this mid winter
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@WaddleShane Great place for Dolphins and even the odd Whale Shane.
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Shane Waddle@WaddleShane·
Old Hartley for the night.
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@LesleyLpg11 Time to make a stand Lesley. Today Turkey - tomorrow the end of civilisation as we know it!
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Lesley Griffin
Lesley Griffin@LesleyLpg11·
@Garywittering 😆 our local Butcher sells great turkey gravy at Christmas (no stress!) …. But wait for it….this year my son asked (and they are the hosts this year) …is it sacrosanct to have turkey ? 🙈
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This is all I have achieved today. That’s the last time I make something from a famous chef’s get-ahead-Xmas collection. Took all morning and tastes like gerbil phlegm. It’s going in the freezer and they’d better pretend to like it or else.
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@chrismullinexmp And cheers to you Chris! The Ship was a favourite summer trip for us in the 90’s. Hope the fish soup is still on the menu.
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Chris Mullin
Chris Mullin@chrismullinexmp·
Aged has-been celebrates 78th birthday with customry lunch at Ship Inn, Newton by the Sea.
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@Graemethedean Saw it yesterday: fabulous bit of nonsense and great to see old haunts in Knaresborough&Wetherby on film. Go panto!
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Graeme Thompson MBE
Graeme Thompson MBE@Graemethedean·
Our family of panto fans really enjoyed this! Proper laugh out loud moments and if you can forgive Rebel Wilson's Yorkshire accent and the fact that Maria Friedman's Fairy Godmother is criminally underused, it's a heart-warming addition to the Christmas Movie roster.
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TINSEL TOWN is now on Sky Cinema. It's a fun Christmas movie with a really good, and different, performance from Kiefer Sutherland. My full review here: bit.ly/48iB1kY

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@Paulrickeard Eggs Ben and SALAD? Sort of thing you find on Hotel brunch menus in Surbiton. Get round to that nice chippy and fill up on chips, gravy, peas and sausage otherwise you might start feeling a bit faint. Or worse - start reading fliers for Vegan Sound-Bath emporia!
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@LesleyLpg11 Glad to hear that Whitley Bay is still a stickler for protocol!
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Lesley Griffin
Lesley Griffin@LesleyLpg11·
@Garywittering Impressive tree Gary! I put our contribution to Christmas decorations up yesterday but refused to turn on the lights given it was still November 😁
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Bit early this year: making the gravy tomorrow and starting the search for my festive bow tie.
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@Paulrickeard This is the work of Mrs H - not me! I supply words of encouragement, expressions of approval and an appropriately over-indulgent dinner based around steak, wild mushrooms, spinach & cream!
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